Post: I Just Uncovered the NGU Conspiracy
01-03-2011, 02:12 AM #1
Cudder
Read My Mind
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I did some in depth analysis on some commonly used words and phrases and made some shocking discoveries, lets begin.

If you re-arrange the words in nextgenupdate you get the words 'a expunged tent'. Expunged means to get rid of, so is this site secretly undermining the camping industry? Lets dive deeper

If you re-arrange the words moderator you get the words 'retard moo'. This seems like another attack on the outdoors but this time theyre insulting animals... This makes sense because JimEraseds avatar is a cow, so what does he have against these beautiful animals? Lets go deeper and find out.

If you re-arrange the words in shoutbox you get 'hobos tux'. Being a historical expert ive concluded that this is a commonly occuring Indian dream, but what does that have to do with NGU? We'll find out

If you re-arrange the words in reputation you get the words 'peanut riot'. Are the admins working with Mr. Peanut in this conspiracy also? We only need one more clue to solve the mystery.

Finnaly if you re-arrange the words cool story bro you get the words 'robot cry solo'. Using these final words we can easily piece the story together.

The secret NGU conspiracy: Outsider was once a homeless man. He lived anywhere he saw fit, but he mostly camped out in his tent in parks or amongst mentally disabled cows. In a dream he was visited by Mr. Peanut where he was informed that he must buy a tuxedo and get a job at a Japanese robot engineering plant. Outsider was able to scavenge up enough money to buy a tuxedo and go on a job interview posing as a well educated Japanese man. He received the job and began to build his first robot. He took the robot home but what Outsider didnt know was that the Robot was infected with mad cow disease which drove him to kill Outsider in a horrificly violent butter knife related incident. The robot was soon free of the diease and regreted his actions, causing him to cry by himself for many nights. He then decided to start NGU posing as Outsider to create revenue that goes to help fight mad cow disease. The robots subconscience inadvertently caused him to leave these secret messages regarding Outsiders past which helped me uncover this conspiracy.

Long story short, Outsider is actually a sad Japanese robot who takes the donations from this site and puts them towards curing mad cow disease, and to think, it was right in front of us this whole time.
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01-03-2011, 02:14 AM #2
This is awesome....
01-03-2011, 02:28 AM #3
Cobra-D
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Wow it all make sense now, back when I was a mod, I once asked him if he wanted to have a peanut butter sandwich with me in my backyard tent while we watch naruto, an dall of a sudden he just started crying insanely and just repeating the word, "TARDED COW, TARDED COW, TARDED COW!!!!". If only I knew

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Hells
01-03-2011, 02:28 AM #4
Sir
Reeferlution
So much win in one thread Happy
01-03-2011, 02:31 AM #5
Lol so funny
01-03-2011, 02:33 AM #6
lol epic thread. :y:
01-03-2011, 02:40 AM #7
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
Hmmm... interesting discovery you have here.
01-03-2011, 02:41 AM #8
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01-03-2011, 02:43 AM #9
Can you sell me some pot?

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01-03-2011, 02:44 AM #10
Skylines
The Forgotten
Finally someone besides me sees it! :y:

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