(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I did some in depth analysis on some commonly used words and phrases and made some shocking discoveries, lets begin.

If you re-arrange the words in nextgenupdate you get the words 'a expunged tent'. Expunged means to get rid of, so is this site secretly undermining the camping industry? Lets dive deeper

If you re-arrange the words moderator you get the words 'retard moo'. This seems like another attack on the outdoors but this time theyre insulting animals... This makes sense because JimEraseds avatar is a cow, so what does he have against these beautiful animals? Lets go deeper and find out.

If you re-arrange the words in shoutbox you get 'hobos tux'. Being a historical expert ive concluded that this is a commonly occuring Indian dream, but what does that have to do with NGU? We'll find out

If you re-arrange the words in reputation you get the words 'peanut riot'. Are the admins working with Mr. Peanut in this conspiracy also? We only need one more clue to solve the mystery.

Finnaly if you re-arrange the words cool story bro you get the words 'robot cry solo'. Using these final words we can easily piece the story together.

The secret NGU conspiracy: Outsider was once a homeless man. He lived anywhere he saw fit, but he mostly camped out in his tent in parks or amongst mentally disabled cows. In a dream he was visited by Mr. Peanut where he was informed that he must buy a tuxedo and get a job at a Japanese robot engineering plant. Outsider was able to scavenge up enough money to buy a tuxedo and go on a job interview posing as a well educated Japanese man. He received the job and began to build his first robot. He took the robot home but what Outsider didnt know was that the Robot was infected with mad cow disease which drove him to kill Outsider in a horrificly violent butter knife related incident. The robot was soon free of the diease and regreted his actions, causing him to cry by himself for many nights. He then decided to start NGU posing as Outsider to create revenue that goes to help fight mad cow disease. The robots subconscience inadvertently caused him to leave these secret messages regarding Outsiders past which helped me uncover this conspiracy.

Long story short, Outsider is actually a sad Japanese robot who takes the donations from this site and puts them towards curing mad cow disease, and to think, it was right in front of us this whole time.

It was much more fun than writing college essays. Maybe I should go for a creative writing degree rather than a human resources degree. Just kidding, that would be a fail

I was trollin', but you could be a creative writing major and then be a teacher and help out our youth. God knows they need it.

I thought I was the only one who knew

I ****ing knew it.

Outsider has lied to us all this time!!!!

this thread is full of win...

p.s. it also made me jizz

LMAO this is officially the most epic thread ever! =D

Well sir, you seem to have figured it all out. But guess what? I know all of your secrets, I figured you out. So at first, as soon as I saw your name I immediately realized that re-arranged, it spells "RED CUD". And guess what? I googled red cud and found the following ebay auction: You must login or register to view this content. and so I thought, that auction is ridiculous! He could have just went outside and picked that penny up to make a quick buck. Then it all came to me. He went OUTSIDE, OUTSIDER! I then realized that you were working with outsider on this whole thing. You scumbag, I figured out your whole plan, and I know I am 100% right.

Best. Thread. Ever.

LMAO That Was Fricken Hi-Larious Man!!!

No Really It Was