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01-23-2011, 12:07 PM #1

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01-23-2011, 11:37 PM #20

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01-24-2011, 12:14 AM #21

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01-24-2011, 12:16 AM #22

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Originally posted by EvilRip0306

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Are you serious?

01-24-2011, 12:18 AM #23

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Human: How big?
God: Specify: English or Metric units.
Human: Metric units.
God: I was created by myself.
Human: How big is your penis?
God: My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999999999999 bytes RAM usage under on .
Human: WOW THAT'S BIG!
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for explaining it.

01-24-2011, 12:19 AM #24

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Originally posted by MATT23116

Are you serious?

Couldn't find a better word

01-24-2011, 12:25 AM #25

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Originally posted by EvilRip0306

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Happens 25/8 to me... :carling:

---------- Post added at 07:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:23 PM ----------

oh, and evilrip0... is speaking to you on skype, you better answer them, they are goind beyond red...... ORANGE

01-24-2011, 12:27 AM #26

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Human: hell no you ****ing homo
God: I call it "Hades". Are you serious? Where are you located?
Human: in your mom
God: Are you asking about my mom?
Human: no she is a bitch
God: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? a FEMALE DOG is she?
Human: yes
God: Come on.

This is the most stupidest shit that I have ever seen!!

Judging from this, it sounds like the bot is smarter than you are.

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01-24-2011, 01:10 AM #27

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don't be too sassy, we don't wanna go to hell :confused:

01-25-2011, 01:17 AM #28

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
P.s i have a small penis
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ps i have a small penis.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you have a cheesy bellend?
God:
I don't know if I have a cheesy bellend.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
does the robot have a cheesy bellend?
God:
It does now Smile

the robot have a cheesy bellend.
Me:
i bet it's got a massive dick
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
1p
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.