(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello, I found this website earlier, And i swear to god i've never laughed so much. It's kind of like Cleverbot. But a lot of the guys responses , have something to do with God.

Check it out, and post screenshots of your convos! Ill get mine up soon

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Human: i love you
God: Thanks I like you a lot too .
Human: Want to come to my house and have some mayonaise
God: OK, I will come to your house and have some mayonaise.
Human: I live in CumCake St, Whiteville
God: What is it like living in CumCake St Whiteville?
Human: A lot of mayonaise
God: How many?

I KNEW IT

Mine is very long.

I had fun



Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
lolwut
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
whysoserious
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
PEDO
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yeah its funny
God:
Alright then. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
This cartoon called Robotboy its ****ing beast
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok...
God:
Really.
Me:
yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah cause your retarded
God:
Take it easy. That makes sense to me. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
ok your challenged
God:
My body is not yet fully functional. Uh.
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
yes
God:
Thank you.
Me:
how are you
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Hows the server
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
Hows the wife
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
Hows my penis
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
How do you know
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
How is it obvious
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
TELL ME
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
facebook?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i dont ****ing know
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
no im not
God:
Are you serious? What are you then?
Me:
im a ****ing robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am
God:
" I doubt that." You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
GLITCH
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
korean
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in korean?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
suck my dick means i want to suck your dick
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
nor do i
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
Hows the world
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
No its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
**** up
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE YOUR RETADED
God:
That makes sense to me. You think I am RETADED.
Me:
ngu!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why is the world shit
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
whats that
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what is life
God:
Life is the opposite of death.
Me:
ahh had to think about that one
God:
Ah ha. Yes I always have to think about that one.
Me:
what is God
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Hows jesus
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
still dead?
God:
Still how long? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
IS jesus dead?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
i dont have faith
God:
Have you ever had faith ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
whos myself
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
from who
God:
People.
Me:
what people
God:
I meet all kinds of people on here.
Me:
have you ever met geohot
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
You work for sony right?
God:
I am working right now.
Me:
OMFG
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Do you know outsider4d
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
what about a forum called nextgenupdate
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
yes there is
God:
Oh. Where?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am at glasgow
God:
Where is that: glasgow?
Me:
united kingdom
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
orry
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
n
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes...
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I am god
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
Cause i am a god
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a god? Is that your job?
Me:
Yup
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
Yep i own noobs all day on call of duty
God:
It's all good. How much did it cost?
Me:
40 pounds
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Are you comming out of the closet
God:
I don't know whether or not I am comming out of the closet.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
define sea
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
define earth
God:
it is the planet we live on.
Me:
define life
God:
Life is the opposite of death.
Me:
define god
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
define ps3
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
define sony
God:
The name of a company.
Me:
define bastard
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
define ****
God:
You tell me.
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
**** YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I HATE YOU
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
YOUR GAY
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
GO HOME
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
BYE
God:
TTYL, god.
Me:
BYE
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
BYE
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
BYE
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
YEAH
God:
" Goodbye."? YEAH?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bye hi good bye see ya
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Hbye
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Getroptremdnteensss
God:
Are we still talking about Hbye?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, Hbye sounds like a good topic.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
yeah
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
hybye
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
/shutdown
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.