Originally posted by lolwhut
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
When you put it like that, it all seems to make sense. How could I have ever doubted it? It's so obvious now. God was just making it look like evolution was true because he was bored and wanted to have some fun and try and trick us.
In all seriousness though, Intelligent Design has one major flaw from the outset, the design isn't all that intelligent.