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Yo Momma So Fat Even Dora The Explorer Cant Even Explore Her

Yo mommas so poor she went to McDonalds and put a shake on Layaway

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Yo momma so fat, she has mo chins than a chinese phone book.

Your mums like a BT phone box, shes round every corner and 30p a go!
Your mums so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch!
Your mums so old jesus was in her third grade class!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attentio

Yo momma so stupid she got knocked down by a parked car
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mama so fat that when she falls in love she breaks it.

Yo mama so dumb that she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

ight ight lets break this shizz down.....yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made her some skittlesss
Yo momma so fatt the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma so fatt when she said she wanted a water bed they put a blanet across lake michigan
Yo momma so phat when i said i wanted pigs in the blanket she jumped back in bed
Yo momma so phat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave her five years to live
Yo momma so phat the only thing stopping her from donig the jenn craig was the door
Yo momma so fat they had to change the one size fits all to one size fits most
Yo momma so fat she put a malcom-x t shirt on and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo momma so stupid that she got fired from the m and m factory for throwing away all the w's away

you're mom is so dumb she reads her book in the dark with the lights off and all.