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04-09-2009, 12:52 AM #1

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Yo Momma So Fat Even Dora The Explorer Cant Even Explore Her

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04-28-2009, 04:40 PM #20

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I personally made one up:

Your mamma so fat, she went on a ship and it turned into a submarine!

05-07-2009, 07:34 PM #21

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Your momma is so fat, she bought a fur coat, and that species became extinct

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Best one ever IMO that I made up... dont rob it

05-08-2009, 03:32 PM #22

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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

05-08-2009, 05:03 PM #23

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your mums so stupid she tried to drown a fish

your mums so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it out a 3rd story window

05-08-2009, 06:00 PM #24

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ok, lets do this...

Yo Moma So dumb she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

Yo Moma So dumb she thought Thailand was a store to buy suits at.

Yo Moma So dumb she thought Taco Bell is a mexican phone company...

Lolz.

05-08-2009, 07:57 PM #25

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Originally posted by Why

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attentio

half of those you got off tv

05-11-2009, 03:34 AM #26

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yo mommas so stupied she threw a rock at the floor and missed

05-11-2009, 03:37 AM #27

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Yo mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Yo mommas so dumb she tried to drown a fish

05-16-2009, 08:44 PM #28

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your mamma is like a shotgun 2 cocks and she loaded