(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So today, at work, this lady that was like 30+ years, came up to my register and had 2 items in her basket: A pack of Trojan condoms, and a fukin whip cream bottle. I didnt know what to really think of, and i didnt even wanna say hi to her or anything. This was one of the most hilarious+nasty+stupid+whatever else you wanna call it moments in my life. Plus, at the end, when i handed her the change, she gave me a scary look with a smile i thought she almost eye-fuked me.

So ya, what would you if that lady was your mom and came home from the store with whip cream and condoms in her bag? discuss :p

I'd tell her thanks for grabbing it for me on her way home.

I would probably slap the hoe and put her in her place, ya dig?

Never come out of my room

Condoms are just really expensive balloons and the whip cream was probably for some sort of pastry. So that means she was planning a fancy birthday party

I would run, and never stop.

Id tell her thank you mother and go to the bathroom and start my daily routine lol

Blondie with mediocre hips? Shit that's my mom.

Pahahahahaha, you got eye fuked =D