(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So today, at work, this lady that was like 30+ years, came up to my register and had 2 items in her basket: A pack of Trojan condoms, and a fukin whip cream bottle. I didnt know what to really think of, and i didnt even wanna say hi to her or anything. This was one of the most hilarious+nasty+stupid+whatever else you wanna call it moments in my life. Plus, at the end, when i handed her the change, she gave me a scary look with a smile i thought she almost eye-fuked me.

So ya, what would you if that lady was your mom and came home from the store with whip cream and condoms in her bag? discuss :p

I'm not understanding why this is funny. She bought condoms, so what? Better to be safe than sorry. She bought whip cream, so what? You're saying you wouldn't want to like whip cream of a women's body?

She might not have kids and even if she did it's not like she'd go home and say "Hey [kids name/s] I bought condoms and whip cream" is it? People get embarrassed about buying condoms because of the weirdness it brings, when about 80% of people use condoms.

I just don't understand this thread tbh.

I would be like get da **** outta this store. :p

this was on FML , fail thread