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Injury:
When:
Age:
Pain/discomfort: 1-10
How:
What did they do to you:


Mine
Injury: Sprained ankle
When: 6 years ago
Age:10
Pain/discomfort: 5.5
How: Playing soccer
What did they do to you: X-RAYs and crutches

Injury: Prolapsed Anus

When: 3 Years ago

Age:18

Pain/discomfort: 10

How:I was taking a dump in my mates toilet and couldn't get it out as I was constipated, I keep on straining and trying to push till I was red in the face then I heard a pop and had a burning pain around my anus and I was screaming, I looked at my pooper and it looked like a red swollen puffer fish.

What did they do to you: They gave me a muscle relaxant that gay men use for bum sex, Then stitched it up and pushed my rectum back in and gave me antibiotics.

I have a dandy but I'm not going to follow up that last one.
I wonder what Cudder thinks of that story after his look in the toilet thread??

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Injury: torn ligament in ankle.
When: 3 years ago
Age: 19
Pain/discomfort: 1-10 - probably only a 5 or 6 going by what some of you have been through lol.
How: Its embarassing i was watching football and my team was winning and i jumped of my chair when they got a goal really high and came down on it full force and heard a big snap and that pain was unbearable. I had sprained my ankle a few times but this was different.
What did they do to you: Crutches explained it was a bad tear. I couldn't walk on it for nearly a month.

Funny how that was my worst injury even though both my knees are stuffed and crack and lock up all the time...

Injury: Sprained ankle
When: Halloween
Age: 15
Pain/Discomfort: 2
How: At Sky Zone (Giant trampoline place) attempting a double backflip. Didn't work.
What did they do to you: X-ray, ankle brace, ice

injury broke my pelvis
when 2008 thanks ginving day
age 12
pain 9
how i fell off a 20 foot ski lift

Injury: Lots of deep wounds, especially on my knees and elbows
When: Vacation @ France
Age: 12
Pain/discomfort: 9
How: Skateboarding of a steep hill, my skateboard started to wiggle real bad and I fell on the asphalt and needles from those pine trees or whatever they're called.
What did they do to you: Stitches etc.

Injury: Industrial sized magnetic to the head
Age: 8 or so
Pain/discomfort: 7
How: Had it stuck to my basketball hoop and some friends and I were being idiots moving the hoop up and down testing the magnet. Sure enough, it fell, right as I walked beneath it.
What did they do to you: Had to get a bunch of stitches on my head, can't remember how many though.

Injury: Balls
When: Last year
Age: 16
Pain/discomfort: 10 (think getting kicked there nonstop every 2 seconds)
How: idk infection i guess
What did they do to you: generic vicadin, three other pills, ultrasound on my boys

Really sucked, it was basically a pulsating pain I woke up with and it got to the point where it was almost impossible to stand from the pain plus I ran the mile that day at school so that probably didn't help any. Then four days later it magically disappeared.

Speed wobbles never end well.

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That sounds awful, I cringed listening to that. God, I hope you're not telling the truth.