Post: NGU lifecycle
02-06-2011, 11:06 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This is what I have found to be what happens here on NGU, I know a lot of people will say this doesn't apply to them and to some it won't and some people may not have reached some stages yet, but for quite a lot of people they will understand where I am coming from with this:y:
Wow guys don't take this too seriously, you might have a heart attack :/ Sheesh

Stage 1: Join NGU to leech hacks, challenge lobbies, or glitches

Stage 2: Find the shoutbox and stay there until you start to know some people.

Stage 3: Start posting some useful threads

Stage 4: Start rep boosting/whoring to get that first star

Stage 5: Get your first star and feel like you now own the site and take the piss out of noobs with low reps.

Stage 6: Decide to try and get news team because you think it is the easiest job on the site and you will get a cool coloured name and get even more rep.

Stage 7: Find out that it isn't that easy and you give up

Stage 8: Post more threads and get more rep

Stage 9: Try and get sectional

Stage 10: Someone else gets promoted you don't and you get butthurt

Stage 11: Carry on posting

Stage 12: Finally get mod

Stage 13: Moderate for a bit maybe get a few promotions then retire or get demoted

Stage 14: Feel that because you are bold you can do anything

Stage 15: Get banned for doing something stupid

Stage 16: Get unbanned eventually and happily spend time floating around the forums and become a normal member again

Can you guys think of any more stages I may have missed off the list? If so post below Winky Winky
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02-06-2011, 11:11 PM #2
Kylee.
Banned
whoring vbux? posting useless posts to get higher post count and hopefully rep, start to bumlick mods for rep.. Smile
02-06-2011, 11:11 PM #3
The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
Hmmm, too bad I can't seem to find my groan button.:confused:

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02-06-2011, 11:11 PM #4
Ned Flanders
Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
Originally posted by Manxlad619 View Post
This is what I have found to be what happens here on NGU, I know a lot of people will say this doesn't apply to them and to some it won't and some people may not have reached some stages yet, but for quite a lot of people they will understand where I am coming from with this:y:

Stage 1: Join NGU to leech hacks, challenge lobbies, or glitches

Stage 2: Find the shoutbox and stay there until you start to know some people.

Stage 3: Start posting some useful threads

Stage 4: Start rep boosting/whoring to get that first star

Stage 5: Get your first star and feel like you now own the site and take the piss out of noobs with low reps.

Stage 6: Decide to try and get news team because you think it is the easiest job on the site and you will get a cool coloured name and get even more rep.

Stage 7: Find out that it isn't that easy and you give up

Stage 8: Post more threads and get more rep

Stage 9: Try and get sectional

Stage 10: Someone else gets promoted you don't and you get butthurt

Stage 11: Carry on posting

Stage 12: Finally get mod

Stage 13: Moderate for a bit maybe get a few promotions then retire or get demoted

Stage 14: Feel that because you are bold you can do anything

Stage 15: Get banned for doing something stupid

Stage 16: Get unbanned eventually and happily spend time floating around the forums and become a normal member again

Can you guys think of any more stages I may have missed off the list? If so post below Winky Winky


Did you just pointed all youre things what you have done?
Haha joke:y:
02-06-2011, 11:11 PM #5
Elajes
Samurai Poster
Mine was rather like

Stage 1: Join to get to know more glitchers and usefull glitches I could use on cod4

Stage 2: Get to know some awesome people, participate in a few vids and find some glitches myself

Stage 3: Starting to learn photoshop

Stage 4: Wanting to become a GFX sectional mod for ages

Stage 5: Giving up, leaving the site because of all the elevators on MW2 wich I found pretty boring to do instead of the glitches on cod4 wich actually required some skill

Stage 6: Get back, now trying to be a good member and what not. Smile
02-06-2011, 11:12 PM #6
sharpy
.Jack Johnson.
Not really, I don't really have the time to be anything higher up the ranks than Premium as I am in full time education at the moment Smile
02-06-2011, 11:13 PM #7
xX____BMX____Xx
youtube.com/eggncheezy
life cycle of me

1 get hacks

2 leave for 6 months

3 join back and get to know people

4 find out that people hate you

5 flame them

6 get banned for sticking up for yourself

7 comeback get premium

8 act good cause you get premium

9 get flammed because haters will be haters

10 come to this thread to talk about it

11 get -repped because of this post

12 get perma banned
02-06-2011, 11:15 PM #8
Originally posted by The
Hmmm, too bad I can't seem to find my groan button.:confused:


Why, you need glasses?:carling:
No I joke but really why you seem to have contradicted everything I have said all day
02-06-2011, 11:20 PM #9
xX____BMX____Xx
youtube.com/eggncheezy
Originally posted by Manxlad619 View Post
Why, you need glasses?:carling:
No I joke but really why you seem to have contradicted everything I have said all day


haters will be haters :y:
02-06-2011, 11:33 PM #10
Originally posted by MBX View Post
life cycle of me

1 get hacks

2 leave for 6 months

3 join back and get to know people

4 find out that people hate you

5 flame them

6 get banned for sticking up for yourself

7 comeback get premium

8 act good cause you get premium

9 get flammed because haters will be haters

10 come to this thread to talk about it

11 get -repped because of this post

12 get perma banned


that's 99% accurate, except you got banned for being a flamer, not sticking up for yourself.

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