(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This is what I have found to be what happens here on NGU, I know a lot of people will say this doesn't apply to them and to some it won't and some people may not have reached some stages yet, but for quite a lot of people they will understand where I am coming from with this:y:
Wow guys don't take this too seriously, you might have a heart attack :/ Sheesh

Stage 1: Join NGU to leech hacks, challenge lobbies, or glitches

Stage 2: Find the shoutbox and stay there until you start to know some people.

Stage 3: Start posting some useful threads

Stage 4: Start rep boosting/whoring to get that first star

Stage 5: Get your first star and feel like you now own the site and take the piss out of noobs with low reps.

Stage 6: Decide to try and get news team because you think it is the easiest job on the site and you will get a cool coloured name and get even more rep.

Stage 7: Find out that it isn't that easy and you give up

Stage 8: Post more threads and get more rep

Stage 9: Try and get sectional

Stage 10: Someone else gets promoted you don't and you get butthurt

Stage 11: Carry on posting

Stage 12: Finally get mod

Stage 13: Moderate for a bit maybe get a few promotions then retire or get demoted

Stage 14: Feel that because you are bold you can do anything

Stage 15: Get banned for doing something stupid

Stage 16: Get unbanned eventually and happily spend time floating around the forums and become a normal member again

Can you guys think of any more stages I may have missed off the list? If so post below

1. Join NGU from Outsiders vids about cod4

2. Get some glitches and jumps but stay at 10 rep

3. Leave for 3-4 months.

4. Come back for MW2

5. Become a more active member and get some rep.

6. Make some threads that are useful.

7. Start trolling a bit.

8. Get banned by Redknight

9. Come back, stop flaming.

10. Get a thread stickied.


That is my NGU time.

See how I didn't include making fun of non prems? Because I don't and never do.

BTW I just smelt hot chips outside.

LOL @ all the people who will post BS about it not applying to them.

no i.....you know what i just realized i forgot to block you back after answering your interview questions

get blocked

block list:
mr.vaner
adogalog
dylan
matt
jeff
samberg
tryipicz

have a nice day btw vaner did not turn me into a flamer for i have blocked him so i will never have to hear from him again

Thats such a true post, could add: loosing your life to NGU, becoming addicted to it :p

You should of titled this DirtyDudeOnline's lifecycle

my day is

1 school
2 wrestling
3. baseball
4 bed
rinse and repeat

edit: nvm I though we had to post our day