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02-21-2011, 03:13 AM
#6
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
This is 100% true:
I was at my parents house for Thanksgiving. I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While I was pissing, I felt the urge to sneeze coming on. I tried to stop it, but it was useless. Right as I started to sneeze, I felt the urge to fart as well. All this time I was still pissing. Then, it happened. I was helpless against it. See we had already eaten and I had a nice Sam Adams Winter Lager with my meal. This provided the problems for one of the occurrences that happened. What happened, is 100% true.
While pissing; I farted, sneezed, coughed, burped and hiccuped all at the same time.
After it happened my piss stream stopped for a second. This was obviously because my penis was probably extremely confused as to what had just transpired. I finished pissing and immediately went and told everyone about the event.
Still to this day I don't know if it was some kind of record that I broke in the bathroom of my parents house on Thanksgiving. But it was certainly a life challenge that I consider completed for myself.
I was at my parents house for Thanksgiving. I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While I was pissing, I felt the urge to sneeze coming on. I tried to stop it, but it was useless. Right as I started to sneeze, I felt the urge to fart as well. All this time I was still pissing. Then, it happened. I was helpless against it. See we had already eaten and I had a nice Sam Adams Winter Lager with my meal. This provided the problems for one of the occurrences that happened. What happened, is 100% true.
While pissing; I farted, sneezed, coughed, burped and hiccuped all at the same time.
After it happened my piss stream stopped for a second. This was obviously because my penis was probably extremely confused as to what had just transpired. I finished pissing and immediately went and told everyone about the event.
Still to this day I don't know if it was some kind of record that I broke in the bathroom of my parents house on Thanksgiving. But it was certainly a life challenge that I consider completed for myself.
02-21-2011, 03:18 AM
#7
XboxOmac
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Originally posted by Knucks
This is 100% true:
I was at my parents house for Thanksgiving. I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While I was pissing, I felt the urge to sneeze coming on. I tried to stop it, but it was useless. Right as I started to sneeze, I felt the urge to fart as well. All this time I was still pissing. Then, it happened. I was helpless against it. See we had already eaten and I had a nice Sam Adams Winter Lager with my meal. This provided the problems for one of the occurrences that happened. What happened, is 100% true.
While pissing; I farted, sneezed, coughed, burped, threw up and hiccuped all at the same time.
After it happened my piss stream stopped for a second. This was obviously because my penis was probably extremely confused as to what had just transpired. I finished pissing and immediately went and told everyone about the event.
Still to this day I don't know if it was some kind of record that I broke in the bathroom of my parents house on Thanksgiving. But it was certainly a life challenge that I consider completed for myself.
I was at my parents house for Thanksgiving. I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While I was pissing, I felt the urge to sneeze coming on. I tried to stop it, but it was useless. Right as I started to sneeze, I felt the urge to fart as well. All this time I was still pissing. Then, it happened. I was helpless against it. See we had already eaten and I had a nice Sam Adams Winter Lager with my meal. This provided the problems for one of the occurrences that happened. What happened, is 100% true.
While pissing; I farted, sneezed, coughed, burped, threw up and hiccuped all at the same time.
After it happened my piss stream stopped for a second. This was obviously because my penis was probably extremely confused as to what had just transpired. I finished pissing and immediately went and told everyone about the event.
Still to this day I don't know if it was some kind of record that I broke in the bathroom of my parents house on Thanksgiving. But it was certainly a life challenge that I consider completed for myself.
Wow. This has to be seriously funny.
Oh! And I fixed it for 'ya.
02-21-2011, 03:21 AM
#8
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
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