Yeah you are.

this is 100% true:

I was at my parents house for thanksgiving. I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While i was pissing, i felt the urge to sneeze coming on. I tried to stop it, but it was useless. Right as i started to sneeze, i felt the urge to fart as well. All this time i was still pissing. Then, it happened. I was helpless against it. See we had already eaten and i had a nice sam adams winter lager with my meal. This provided the problems for one of the occurrences that happened. What happened, is 100% true.

While pissing; i farted, sneezed, coughed, burped and hiccuped all at the same time.

After it happened my piss stream stopped for a second. This was obviously because my penis was probably extremely confused as to what had just transpired. I finished pissing and immediately went and told everyone about the event.

Still to this day i don't know if it was some kind of record that i broke in the bathroom of my parents house on thanksgiving. But it was certainly a life challenge that i consider completed for myself.

Yeah you are.