(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I am currently in need of confession, and seeing as how you are all licensed catholic priests, I am hereby going to inform you of my life stories and my trials and tribulations as a young adult undergoing rehabilitation and a life of crime.

At the age of eight, I smoked weed my first time.
At the age of thirteen, I did coke my first time.
At the age of fourteen, I had landed in an adult rehabilitation center by court order after I had been found with a felony count of marijuana possession, two counts of drug paraphernalia, one count of assault on an officer, obstruction of justice, and here's the kicker -> intent to distribute.
At the age of fifteen, got addicted to heroin for a couple months, dropped out after money caused me to.
At the age of seventeen, was charged with a DUI and Underage Drinking which violated my probation.

Now, I am still suffering through that whole DUI process. It was a misdemeanor DUI(I passed all field sobriety, and the only reason it was still considered DUI was because I was underage and still drinking).

Kids. I applied to University of Southern California, University of Californa - Los Angeles, University of California - Berkeley, University of Michigan, Carnegie Mellon, Ohio State University, New York University, and UPENN.

Out of those, I was accepted into all three California schools, OSU, NYU, and UM. I currently have academic scholarships to OSU in total that pay off 25% of my tuition, and I was able to receive 70%+ off my tuition but I refused to file FAFSA for the sake of the draft. I am therefore, doing 1 year at OSU since it's dirt-cheap for me to get my core classes out of the way, and then transferring to UM.

I also am involved in a year-long relationship now which has gotten to the point of marriage. We aren't officially engaged just yet, but I plan to give her the question in four months, following our anniversary, and then getting married in three years after that, my senior year of college.

I received a 33 Composite on ACT's, have a 3.9 GPA, tested into OSU as a sophomore on the record.

I have more experience with drugs than I know, let alone crime, prisons, and so on. I also am noted as being 'one of the brightest students' from my high school.

Kids. Don't let people tell you drugs are bad or **** you up or whatever. If you're stupid, you're not going to get any smarter, just wither away on drugs while you're at it. If you're smart, whatever. Do whatever you want. :]

But, this wasn't the intent of this thread. In fact, all I wanted was to inform you of a recent KFC offer:
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ok, this isn't a church, if you want to confess talk to a priest, but shame on

Not a fan of chicken, I presume?

Go fester away you vegetarian.

WoW dude your a hardcore mofo, and thats really funny. But i hope you get better dont waste money on drugs (well atleast not alot).

-Whitey

What would be even more funny was if I was ironically stoned out of my mind when typing of these things. But right now, I'm currently only allowed to smoke marijuana, with only my girlfriend present, any other time, I'm not allowed to. Due to the DUI, I have to be (mostly) clean and go to a couple AA meetings until they deem me mentally handicapped.

Also, not allowed to do any other drugs other than DMT which is the best hallucinogen (if not the hardest), but since it's the most fun, I'm allowed to do it, with and only with my girlfriend.

Girlfriends are my anti-drug.

But c'mon, who doesn't like chicken?

stop acting big and unlike you i dont use "slang" so much so i dont know what that means

Since when are those California schools?

Anyways you got a ****ed up life man. I have a few friends who smoke weed and crack and shit, me myself stay away form drugs most of the time though i have smoked weed a few(like 2 or 3 times) times(with family and friends). Drugs have affected my family harshly and has ****ed up some of my friend's futures. I tend to just sit and laugh at the retarded stoners.

I meant the three California schools and those other three.

Basically, I just got the declination from UPENN's business school because I wasn't jewish, and Carnegie Mellon's engineering school because I'm not a trillionaire.


And I am big. Like, here's a perfect metaphor to describe how big I am to you.

Your balls are about the size of let's say.. this o <-. Notice, I said plural. Balls. BALLS.

Okay.

Now. Here's my balls.

Oh wait. I forgot. Bandwith limit. You wouldn't be able to see the end of my balls for another six years. :]

Also, Wikipedia confirms this.

Get a case of the swine flu and get off my own case. I'm not a hard kid. Hell, I'm signed as a model for a modeling agency. But guess what.

It still doesn't defeat the fact that my balls are like. amazing.

ask my girlfriend.

you have ANGER issues and if you were a real man you wouldn't be sitting on a computer dissing people who are probably 5-8 years younger then you

I still must say.
I have much bigger balls. BALLSS.


but what else am I supposed to be doing?
I have my calculus exam tomorrow that I should be studying for, but I just got done playing a bit of Quakelive and eating some free chipotle and taking out my contacts and talking to my girlfriend.

about my amazing balls.

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Oh, none of the rest of me dissing was at you Richie.

But don't worry. I love you too. :]