(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I am currently in need of confession, and seeing as how you are all licensed catholic priests, I am hereby going to inform you of my life stories and my trials and tribulations as a young adult undergoing rehabilitation and a life of crime.

At the age of eight, I smoked weed my first time.
At the age of thirteen, I did coke my first time.
At the age of fourteen, I had landed in an adult rehabilitation center by court order after I had been found with a felony count of marijuana possession, two counts of drug paraphernalia, one count of assault on an officer, obstruction of justice, and here's the kicker -> intent to distribute.
At the age of fifteen, got addicted to heroin for a couple months, dropped out after money caused me to.
At the age of seventeen, was charged with a DUI and Underage Drinking which violated my probation.

Now, I am still suffering through that whole DUI process. It was a misdemeanor DUI(I passed all field sobriety, and the only reason it was still considered DUI was because I was underage and still drinking).

Kids. I applied to University of Southern California, University of Californa - Los Angeles, University of California - Berkeley, University of Michigan, Carnegie Mellon, Ohio State University, New York University, and UPENN.

Out of those, I was accepted into all three California schools, OSU, NYU, and UM. I currently have academic scholarships to OSU in total that pay off 25% of my tuition, and I was able to receive 70%+ off my tuition but I refused to file FAFSA for the sake of the draft. I am therefore, doing 1 year at OSU since it's dirt-cheap for me to get my core classes out of the way, and then transferring to UM.

I also am involved in a year-long relationship now which has gotten to the point of marriage. We aren't officially engaged just yet, but I plan to give her the question in four months, following our anniversary, and then getting married in three years after that, my senior year of college.

I received a 33 Composite on ACT's, have a 3.9 GPA, tested into OSU as a sophomore on the record.

I have more experience with drugs than I know, let alone crime, prisons, and so on. I also am noted as being 'one of the brightest students' from my high school.

Kids. Don't let people tell you drugs are bad or **** you up or whatever. If you're stupid, you're not going to get any smarter, just wither away on drugs while you're at it. If you're smart, whatever. Do whatever you want. :]

But, this wasn't the intent of this thread. In fact, all I wanted was to inform you of a recent KFC offer:
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Yeah dude i thought he was flaming meh lol i <3 him though

well i'm actually technically an ordained minister of the universal life church (even though i'm an atheist), so for the first time ever:

I absolve you of your sins.

and the only time ever.

I'm touched.

:]

But does this count earlier this morning when I drank some irish cream with muh coffee?

Or later in one hour when my girlfriend comes over..

Or me downloading the six pirated movies that I am.



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Also. I have started a new career. I am now going to be a professional lottery player. I will spend my life savings of three dollars on it.. when it reaches something desirable.

That's right. Your base are belongs to me's.

Oh. And I'll agree with you, Hard Drugs are ****ed at times.

Lost Exile last year I believe had landed himself in rehab. Lost Exile being a star graphics designer on CheatSocom which I know Outsider is well aware of, and is also the creator of my signature displayed below. He was in for like three months due to cocaine and heroin. Poor kid. Now he's a licensed disc jockey and is actually signed for a DJ record label.

Talk about turning your life around. The guy was amazing at graphics, same with Vno21, but of which have dropped out due to life. Vno21 is going onto professional development, I forget what major career choice, and Lost Exile is licensed as a DJ.

Xamine of course is a huge body builder, bastard. He's becoming a 280 pound 18 year old cop. Still a graphics designer though. Ha.

You're my role model.

Aww, we don't have that grilled chicken in the uK.

Grilled chicken is fo crackaz me and ma niggaz eat FRIED chicken