Post: Woman gets stabbed by toilet roll holder!
03-21-2011, 04:42 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Read this today on Yahoo! news and found it sad but slightly funny at the same time. Must of hurt a lot but what bad luck do you need to have to stab yourself in the neck with a toilet roll holder lol.

Originally posted by another user
A Texas woman was rushed to hospital after accidentally impaling herself on a toilet roll holder.

The unnamed woman, 69, fell in her bathroom and pierced her neck on the object, but still managed to call for help.

When Dallas Fire Department arrived on at the scene, they found the victim - still fully conscious - sitting on the toilet with the holder stuck in her neck.

After removing the item with bolt cutters, the woman was taken to hospital but only needed a few stitches on the wound.

A Dallas Fire Department spokesman said: "She has a history of bad knees and it's very difficult for her to walk.

"She apparently fell and the toilet paper holder just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time."
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03-21-2011, 04:54 PM #2
Frank The Tank
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Goone
03-21-2011, 04:55 PM #3
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
well atleast shes alright

quite funny how shes 69 aswell :p
03-21-2011, 04:57 PM #4
Gutted for her.

Just to let you know "yourself in the next with a toilet roll holder lol" i think you mean neck not next Winky Winky
03-21-2011, 05:05 PM #5
Originally posted by Goleggett View Post
Gutted for her.

Just to let you know "yourself in the next with a toilet roll holder lol" i think you mean neck not next Winky Winky


haha thanks. Been fixed
03-21-2011, 05:23 PM #6
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Banned
:wtf: .
03-21-2011, 05:28 PM #7
-Skyline
Anonymous
Did she grab some tissue whilst on the Holder?
03-21-2011, 05:31 PM #8
CEXREXDEX
DAILY LOBBIES
With A Toilet Roll Holder WTF

8-/
03-21-2011, 05:33 PM #9
shawry
< ^ > < ^ >
OUCH. Sounds painfull
03-21-2011, 05:34 PM #10
F_S_M
Salam Gay boi
Toilet paper roll-

WTF has the world come to?

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