So I am walking to my bus stop today in the city and I hear a disturbance behind me. I shrug it off but I hear swearing. I turn around and I see a rugged man who's clothes are ripped picking up a bike.
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?