Post: People who act drunk before 4pm
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04-06-2011, 07:27 AM
#1
Drake
<3 SGC
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?
04-06-2011, 11:10 AM
#12
ZoneHD
Shiver do you lift?
Originally posted by Mr.
So I am walking to my bus stop today in the city and I hear a disturbance behind me. I shrug it off but I hear swearing. I turn around and I see a rugged man who's clothes are ripped picking up a bike.
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?
Thats normal where i live.
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04-06-2011, 11:23 AM
#14
gola
OVER 9000!
Originally posted by Mr.
So I am walking to my bus stop today in the city and I hear a disturbance behind me. I shrug it off but I hear swearing. I turn around and I see a rugged man who's clothes are ripped picking up a bike.
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?
lol.. One thing to say, only in Australia.
Stuff like this happens all the time at soccer matches, I remember one time I was at the Adelaide United vs Melbourne Victory match and a full on riot happened (due to SA v Victoria rivalry).. was the funniest stuff ever, just everyone talking crap to eachother then some after like 20 minutes actually ended up getting into punch ups on the streets after the match, it sucked that one of my mates ended up in hospital though haha.
Australians love acting hard to look tough lmao.
04-06-2011, 11:42 AM
#15
Drake
<3 SGC
Originally posted by GOLAGODA.
lol.. One thing to say, only in Australia.
Stuff like this happens all the time at soccer matches, I remember one time I was at the Adelaide United vs Melbourne Victory match and a full on riot happened (due to SA v Victoria rivalry).. was the funniest stuff ever, just everyone talking crap to eachother then some after like 20 minutes actually ended up getting into punch ups on the streets after the match, it sucked that one of my mates ended up in hospital though haha.
Australians love acting hard to look tough lmao.
Stuff like this happens all the time at soccer matches, I remember one time I was at the Adelaide United vs Melbourne Victory match and a full on riot happened (due to SA v Victoria rivalry).. was the funniest stuff ever, just everyone talking crap to eachother then some after like 20 minutes actually ended up getting into punch ups on the streets after the match, it sucked that one of my mates ended up in hospital though haha.
Australians love acting hard to look tough lmao.
It was like in the middle of the city as well. Made my day so much better.
04-06-2011, 11:47 AM
#16
ResistTheSun
In Flames Much?
04-06-2011, 12:10 PM
#17
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
04-06-2011, 12:13 PM
#18
Jared
Tranquility.
Originally posted by Mr.
So I am walking to my bus stop today in the city and I hear a disturbance behind me. I shrug it off but I hear swearing. I turn around and I see a rugged man who's clothes are ripped picking up a bike.
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?
I turn back around but alas, I hear him shouting behind him 'You ****ing cock sucker'. I turn around trying to keep a straight face until I see two overweight men walking aggressively towards the bike rider who is squirming through the pedestrians.
One of them is holding a guitar and the other is holding a milk crate. Controlling myself from bursting out laughing, I hear (and the surrounding people) the following conversation:
"Next ****ing back alley i'll **** you up cunt" says the biker.
"RIGHT COME HERE YOU CUNT" the two men reply.
"You cock sucker!"
"COME AT ME"
"I'll **** you up"
The biker is riding on the road to protect himself from obviously two very angry men. He rides away talking shit but obviously scared.
So, anything like this happened to you?
lol somewhat for me, my dad came home one time drunk and the neighbor parked his truck in camper in are front yard so my dad went over and almost broke his nose! i was lmfao watching him:p
04-22-2011, 12:58 PM
#19
WhatsaN00B
Can’t trickshot me!
Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon
I opened this one expecting a story about how some people ACT drunk off of 2 beers and look stupid.
It shows that you don't need any alcohol to ACT like a stupid drunk ass..
It shows that you don't need any alcohol to ACT like a stupid drunk ass..
You probably shouldn't talk about yourself like that, it's not good for your self-esteem :dumb:
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