Post: Could You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
04-12-2011, 03:26 AM #1
TheBigRod
uh-may-zuh-zing
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You've just learned on the news/radio a zombie-like disease has broken through the city you live in. You have no guns, no form of weaponry. There is a local gun store nearby, but you see a shitload of zombies in the way. WHAT THE **** DO YOU DO?!

I'd grab some knives in my kitchen for starters, find the safest route over to the store, break into it, without setting any alarm that I'm a zombie, & take as much guns to go camp out on the roof with the passage to the roof blocked off & locked.

What would you do?
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04-13-2011, 11:13 PM #38
TheBigRod
uh-may-zuh-zing
Originally posted by NaThR View Post
ild cry in a corner asking for my mommy:cry:

Wouldn't we all? Like seriously? Happy
04-16-2011, 05:52 PM #39
w8t4it
Are you high?
Originally posted by TheBigRod View Post
Wouldn't we all? Like seriously? Happy

:bat:Sorry... But I just couldn't let this be the last post on this thread... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Dr.Dark View Post
shit man, i got a big ass hill right up there, i'd go up there and throw oranges at em.

No words can fully describe how funny this is! Funniest thing I have ever heard (PERIOD).

Originally posted by xXviciousbumXx View Post
I believe that i would survive because i got one of these in my house:
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Gotta be prepared Happy

No doubt in my mind that this post is by far the best response of them all!
04-16-2011, 06:34 PM #40
vSaBoTeuR x
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General Discussion (/gd/) is general. :megusta:
04-16-2011, 06:40 PM #41
RGB
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well you see i live amongst the top floor of a maisonette, i would simply use a few sheets of re-enforces mild steel and angle them toward the zombies 1 and only entrance...climb over that you bastards
04-16-2011, 06:43 PM #42
Konsole
A.K.A Konsole
Zombies will never come real. There just fictional characters who are made dumb, and grunt constantly and for some reason they want our brains. If there was an Outbreak of Elderly.... I mean Zombies i'd camp with the all-mighty Chuck:
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04-16-2011, 06:54 PM #43
cornstar
Save Point
get out of the city and stock up ammo and make some sweet tanks and bombs then set up traps and lure the zombies out, advance and stock up items

thats what ide do
04-16-2011, 07:25 PM #44
juddylovespizza
I'VE GOT JUNGLE FEVER
I always wondered that when watching zombie films, why not just get on a boat? Happy
04-16-2011, 07:40 PM #45
Id go here
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Anti zombie fortress

OR

Place sunflowers and pea shooting plants in my yard
04-16-2011, 10:06 PM #46
Merkii
Former Staff
I'd equip my noobtube and L96A1 and snipe tho asses!
Tbh Id look my doors and try live off the food i have! Until someone comes for me (human to save me) Or I'd go online and turn on my mic and screem for help (I dreamt about being the only one alive like that before)

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