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You've just learned on the news/radio a zombie-like disease has broken through the city you live in. You have no guns, no form of weaponry. There is a local gun store nearby, but you see a shitload of zombies in the way. WHAT THE **** DO YOU DO?!

I'd grab some knives in my kitchen for starters, find the safest route over to the store, break into it, without setting any alarm that I'm a zombie, & take as much guns to go camp out on the roof with the passage to the roof blocked off & locked.

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I will gather my family and friends in order to rise an army. Then we take over a mall. When ressources are depleted we'll just move and take another mall. Also we will of course empty all encountered cars gaz tank.

I wouldn't even bother trying to get a gun. I'd just go out and try to kidnap a zombie and then have sex with it. I've always had a sexual fantasy of having sex with a zombie. Hopefully the zombie doesn't have any STD's. Then the zombie would probably bite my dick or something and I become a zombie. But imo its worth.

Maybe its just me thinking this but Zombie Sex would be ****ing awesome.

What I would do is go on a combine rampage =D. (since i live on a farm)