Post: Could You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
04-12-2011, 03:26 AM #1
TheBigRod
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You've just learned on the news/radio a zombie-like disease has broken through the city you live in. You have no guns, no form of weaponry. There is a local gun store nearby, but you see a shitload of zombies in the way. WHAT THE **** DO YOU DO?!

I'd grab some knives in my kitchen for starters, find the safest route over to the store, break into it, without setting any alarm that I'm a zombie, & take as much guns to go camp out on the roof with the passage to the roof blocked off & locked.

What would you do?
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04-12-2011, 03:31 AM #2
Cudder
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I would also take all the guns conveniently located at my local grocery store after I cut through a horde of zombies with a butter knife

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04-12-2011, 03:34 AM #3
KilllerPanda
Wanted Dead or Alive
The most realistic option:Hide in a corner and die.
The defensive option:Go to my nearest mall picking up people along the way, and camp out for help.
The offensive option:Head to my nearest gun shop and attempt to kill the entire population of zombies.
The smart option:Get on a boat.

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04-12-2011, 03:34 AM #4
F_S_M
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shit man, i got a big ass hill right up there, i'd go up there and throw oranges at em.

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04-12-2011, 03:35 AM #5
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Originally posted by TheBigRod View Post
Could You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?[/u]

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You've just learned on the news/radio a zombie-like disease has broken through the city you live in. You have no guns, no form of weaponry. There is a local gun store nearby, but you see a shitload of zombies in the way. WHAT THE **** DO YOU DO?!

I'd grab some knives in my kitchen for starters, find the safest route over to the store, break into it, without setting any alarm that I'm not a zombie, & take as much guns to go camp out on the roof with the passage to the roof blocked off & locked.

What would you do?
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Well for starters...

1. I would not be without a gun in my house... or several
2. I have made my mind up if anything like that would ever happen (or if I was in a Silent Hill Scenario,) I would blow my brains out.
There you are. :carling:
04-12-2011, 03:36 AM #6
Meatwad
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I'd honestly just kill myself.
04-12-2011, 03:36 AM #7
TheBigRod
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Originally posted by RoboCop View Post
Well for starters...

1. I would not be without a gun in my house... or several
2. I have made my mind up if anything like that would ever happen (or if I was in a Silent Hill Scenario,) I would blow my brains out.
There you are. :carling:


Hahah, but you're in a scenario where you never believed in zombies / brain-feeding humans, so you cbf to have guns.
04-12-2011, 03:37 AM #8
Sir
Reeferlution
I would be smart like Bill Murray and disguise myself as a zombie :y:

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04-12-2011, 03:40 AM #9
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Originally posted by TheBigRod View Post
Hahah, but you're in a scenario where you never believed in zombies / brain-feeding humans, so you cbf to have guns.


Oh.... Look at that.... I just modified a scenario of yours to fit my needs. I'm amazing. :carling:
04-13-2011, 12:19 AM #10
The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
Fast zombies: Kill myself
Slow zombies: Wander the streets until everyone's turned, then have some fun.

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