(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Keep in mind that there are "younger aged" audiences, so don't make completely obvious sexual pickup lines :shh: BTW don't expect to steal anything here and ask a girl out with it, these won't get you close to even touching her :lol:

Mines are -

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

If you were a phone and I was a charger, I'd fill you up all night long

My d**k is dead, can I bury it in you?

i saw this on either the simpsons or family guy

you look as sweet as cake, can i eat you?

Do you work at Subway?
No, why?
Because your giving me a foot long.

This is a nerd pick up line
You turn my Software into Hardware

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long :carling:
and
Your dad must be an Asshole because you are the shit!

Classic but :y:

I'm hot and you're ugly. Wanna go make average looking babies?

tits or Gtfo? :carling:

i dont use one just drop my pants :troll:

Mines is:
Can i suffocate the item in between my pelvis with your pelvis?