(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Keep in mind that there are "younger aged" audiences, so don't make completely obvious sexual pickup lines :shh: BTW don't expect to steal anything here and ask a girl out with it, these won't get you close to even touching her :lol:

Mines are -

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

If you were a phone and I was a charger, I'd fill you up all night long

My d**k is dead, can I bury it in you?

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

Originally posted by fikki96

Keep in mind that there are "younger aged" audiences, so don't make completely obvious sexual pickup lines :shh: BTW don't expect to steal anything here and ask a girl out with it, these won't get you close to even touching her :lol:

Mines are -

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

If you were a phone and I was a charger, I'd fill you up all night long

My d**k is dead, can I bury it in you?

Well I Don't Really Use A Pick Up Line Per-say, I Just Walk Up To A Girl And Say "Hey Girl, You Loving What You See?" I Say This While My Penis Is Hanging Out. :whistle:

Goodluck

Wow. Fikki those are some nice ones. I Will use number #1 and #2

Rofl, good luck getting laid :fa:

Lol
Do you mind if I insert my floppy disk into your hard drive? :lol:

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