(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Keep in mind that there are "younger aged" audiences, so don't make completely obvious sexual pickup lines :shh: BTW don't expect to steal anything here and ask a girl out with it, these won't get you close to even touching her :lol:

Mines are -

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

If you were a phone and I was a charger, I'd fill you up all night long

My d**k is dead, can I bury it in you?

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice

Not really, I just see that everywere now and still dont get it. Pick up lines do not work by the way

inb4 google'ing 'best pick up lines'

Pickup lines aren't and shouldn't be even used to get a girl anymore, just to joke around with

Hey wanna ****?

May i use my nozzle to inject you with my fuel? I forgot what film i saw that in, funny moment

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you.

if your left leg was christmas, and right leg was new years
would it be ok if i visited you in between the holidays?

lol old school classic

If you were a booger I'd pick you first :carling: