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So here's another.

I recently just vacuumed my room, you know. Keeping it clean for the girl so when she sleeps over, she knows I'm not some **** up. Anyways. Today, I ****ed up.

I bought my girlfriend two hamsters as little presents, you know. As anniversary presents, and have kept them at my house. She's always wanted pets, and I don't really want to deal with dog shit and cat piss, so I got something I could deal with. Little rodents who **** each other all night long and roll around on their little ****ed up wheel all night long.

Well. I was vacuuming around their cage and stuff, cleaning up their load of garbage that they throw out for no damn reason. Anyways, I opened up the cage and started to vacume around to clean up all the shit and stuff. Anyways, you know how this is going to end. One of the little ****s runs up to sniff the vacume cleaner and gets sucked in. So, I instantly freak out and shut off the vacume cleaner, open it up, open the bag, and try and rescue the little **** only to find that it was already dead from the hardcore vacume cleaner. Yes, it died by Vacume cleaner. I instantly threw the little bitch into my trash can and closed the lid and picked up my girlfriend who didn't notice.

Now, I'm stuck between a rock and hard place. I'm going out to buy a new hamster that looks exactly like the one I just killed. Hopefully I can pull it off. This will probably set me back a few dollars, like $12. But I'm pissed.

Should I just tell her the truth and save myself the trouble?
Should I give the hamster a proper funeral?
Should I kill the other hamster the same way?
Do you care?

Awesome topic.

Lol it sucks for the hamster but shit happens it will be ok.

They are fighting again. Time to place your bets!

Being as it is, they are still both my girlfriend's hamsters. This means that they are girly names attached to each. Don't let the names deter you, though. They are fearsome, biting, evil little assclowns. Each has their own awesome abilities.

KrayKray-
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The New Guy
Fatter / Bigger
Slower
Pirate

HP : 92/100
-> Right Back Foot is Bleeding.

Capri-
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The Old Guy
Smaller
Faster
Ninja

HP: 100/100
-> Afraid of Humans.

KrayKray and Capri (Before Accident)-
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Together. They aren't so happy. But nobody can interrupt dinner.

lol that sucks

Okay put me down for kapri. That little dude looks like it can own

dude the fat one looks like it'll snap some bitches, but Kapri looks like a quick little woman.

I got 100,000 vBux on Capri!!

kraykray, i bet he weens

Simple.
Bag it.
Bin it.
Say it some how got away.
Done now have a beer and a and a man size poo.

---------- Post added at 10:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:17 PM ----------

Oh and set them on fire and last hampster standing..... Oh and make them eat some radiation or i suggest gamma i think that one's the strongest (correct me if i wrong) and try and give those little fur ballz some mana then we might see some hadokens..