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So here's another.

I recently just vacuumed my room, you know. Keeping it clean for the girl so when she sleeps over, she knows I'm not some **** up. Anyways. Today, I ****ed up.

I bought my girlfriend two hamsters as little presents, you know. As anniversary presents, and have kept them at my house. She's always wanted pets, and I don't really want to deal with dog shit and cat piss, so I got something I could deal with. Little rodents who **** each other all night long and roll around on their little ****ed up wheel all night long.

Well. I was vacuuming around their cage and stuff, cleaning up their load of garbage that they throw out for no damn reason. Anyways, I opened up the cage and started to vacume around to clean up all the shit and stuff. Anyways, you know how this is going to end. One of the little ****s runs up to sniff the vacume cleaner and gets sucked in. So, I instantly freak out and shut off the vacume cleaner, open it up, open the bag, and try and rescue the little **** only to find that it was already dead from the hardcore vacume cleaner. Yes, it died by Vacume cleaner. I instantly threw the little bitch into my trash can and closed the lid and picked up my girlfriend who didn't notice.

Now, I'm stuck between a rock and hard place. I'm going out to buy a new hamster that looks exactly like the one I just killed. Hopefully I can pull it off. This will probably set me back a few dollars, like $12. But I'm pissed.

Should I just tell her the truth and save myself the trouble?
Should I give the hamster a proper funeral?
Should I kill the other hamster the same way?
Do you care?

Go Capri, ninjas are amazing

dude we have to do a vbookie live event on this haha.

kray kray may have been hurt but he'll come back and tear capri a new asshole

As it stands.

KrayKray->
HP - 90/100

Capri->
HP - 85/100

Capri is currently stunned. He has one hind leg up and is currently getting teabagged by KrayKray as we speak.

I think we got ourselves an illegal booking club!

I KNEW IT go kay kay i want my money nao

Hey its not over yet. Capri will make a come back andcould you post pics rust. We need to see it.

i wish i didnt just read that

5000 vbux for kaykay!
go kaykay!

(poor dead hamster :/ )