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So here's another.

I recently just vacuumed my room, you know. Keeping it clean for the girl so when she sleeps over, she knows I'm not some **** up. Anyways. Today, I ****ed up.

I bought my girlfriend two hamsters as little presents, you know. As anniversary presents, and have kept them at my house. She's always wanted pets, and I don't really want to deal with dog shit and cat piss, so I got something I could deal with. Little rodents who **** each other all night long and roll around on their little ****ed up wheel all night long.

Well. I was vacuuming around their cage and stuff, cleaning up their load of garbage that they throw out for no damn reason. Anyways, I opened up the cage and started to vacume around to clean up all the shit and stuff. Anyways, you know how this is going to end. One of the little ****s runs up to sniff the vacume cleaner and gets sucked in. So, I instantly freak out and shut off the vacume cleaner, open it up, open the bag, and try and rescue the little **** only to find that it was already dead from the hardcore vacume cleaner. Yes, it died by Vacume cleaner. I instantly threw the little bitch into my trash can and closed the lid and picked up my girlfriend who didn't notice.

Now, I'm stuck between a rock and hard place. I'm going out to buy a new hamster that looks exactly like the one I just killed. Hopefully I can pull it off. This will probably set me back a few dollars, like $12. But I'm pissed.

Should I just tell her the truth and save myself the trouble?
Should I give the hamster a proper funeral?
Should I kill the other hamster the same way?
Do you care?

Poor hampster and I feel bad for your girlfriend. Just say you hampster died because it was too curious. I would lay the hampster to rest very neatly and give it a proper funeral.

Wow, feel sorry for the poor fellow. When i read that i had a image in my head of it happening.
But to answer your question, i think you should tell your GF.

Yah.

I didn't.

Instead, I ended up buying a hamster that my other hamster is rabid against. I put it in the cage, and within ten seconds, the ****s started fighting each other like crazy. I don't even get it. Ha. If it dies by losing a battle, that'd be a whole separate thing.

If they end up killing each other, I'll make sure to let you guys know.

Hamster situation is now okay again.

I say option 3... but that's just my opinion.

So in an effort to make the hamsters get along, I decided to clean the cage. I pretty much bubble-sprayed that shit with every acid I could've thought of, as well as baking soda'd it and bleached it. All of this making the cage smell like some toilet that just got cleaned by Jesus.

Now, I read online that as long as I get rid of their territorial sprays, they should feel as if they just got introduced to a new environment and shouldn't fight each other. So far, so good. No fighting or anything. They've been minding their own business and it has been pretty good. No more biting or anything.

Now, man. Those things can piss and shit more than you know what. Throwing the cage into the bath tub of death mix, I pretty much witnessed the water turn from bubbly death-acid white to poop-brown.

Everything is pretty good though, we'll see.

If they begin to fight again, I'll post the rankings of each hamster and how much damage each has took and videos.

It'd be like cockfighting.. but with hamsters!

YES, we'll set up a special event for it, the hamster WWE. Place your bets now!

Dude that sounds like some 1337 shit, I wanna see this.

tell her the truth, it won't end well if she finds out that you lied to her