(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Thats I've pretty much decided to do this wanted to see if everyone would want to read one, petty much I'm looking for three other people to help me write this. However, simply raising your hand and going OMG I IZ WANT TO BE WRITER PL0X won't do, pretty much you have to prove that you can be creative enough and have the free time to do this. So if you are interested in being a writer for the official unofficial ngu comic which will probably get you laid, just simply write a two paragraph story below and the three best ones will become the official writers to the official unofficial ngu comic, as well as get laid.

I'm also looking for someone who would be doing the actual artwork for this and only need one person for it, so if you would like to be said person then post below an original creation of yours and as alway best one win

Deadline for this is this Sunday at 8pm Pacific, on Tuesday I will pick and announce the new writers, as for the the artist I will have a poll to decide

Great post bro :y:

/raises my hand
OMG I IZ WANT TO BE WRITER PL0X

Spot on reserve. I'll put the story shortly

Do we choose the women

Btw, does the comic have to be ngu related, or can it be anything?

Im really turned on by the prospect of losing my virginity so i'll enter. This is a super old thread I made about a year ago, its a classic though:




Over the years my PS3 has overcome some amazing obstacles.

I myself have a launch 40 gb model and she has been with me for about 3 years. Her name is Chastity, and for 2 years our life was perfect together. It was a cold winters night when my dearest Chastity received her first yellow light. I remember staying up all night in the repair shop waiting for her to be revived, but the repair man said it was only a matter of time before she became unplayable. Despite all odds she was revived and lived to see another 4 platinums

It had only been six months since her last operation, but it seemed that Chastity required surgery again, the yellow light was back. She fought so hard, she had never given up on anything in her life and she wasnt about to quit on me now, we still had so much Little Big Planet to play, and Heavy Rain was about to be released. I started to wonder if id ever know who the origami killer was. She pulled through for her second time and we killed that bastard Shelby and went on to achieve more hearts in LBP than you could ever imagine.

After her second surgery things changed though, she wasnt working like she did in the past. It turns out that she had contracted a broken fan, something that could rip her apart from the core. Then it happened, she started to receive the message that the system was too hot, and she would auto shutdown everytime I started up a game. I decided to take her apart and to my surprise I found out that she had been injecting dust into the fan, which only meant one thing, she tried to kill herself. I couldnt help but think that it was my fault, but after hours of therapy we had found out that it was brought on by MW2. She said it was such a bad game she just wanted to end it all. The only thing that could fix her now was a new fan, and a lot of commando lunge rehab.

Me and Chastity still remain together and our bond is unbreakable. I am actually typing this off of my darling PS3 right now, and as I look over to her I can see a single tear drop coming out of her BluRay drive. I hope that others can share thier stories with us and learn from this thread, neigh, live by it.

I should have posted the deadline to apply is this Sunday at 8pm pacific, Tues day I will anounce the winners

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No it does not

I want to write. I have an awesome brain.

How about we have a few writers and artists so if someone can't think/draw something then there is someone else to do it =D

Jack: The n00b

Jack: The n00b #1: Jack vs Campers

Jack the n00b just discovered the wonderful world of online gaming. The first game Jack got was Modern Warfare 2. As soon as he spawns for the first time, with his assault rifle in his hands and ready to kill other people, he gets noob tubed. Jack is confused and doesn't know what the f*** just happened; after watching the killcam Jack pressed the respawn button and went back into the game. After wondering around the map he decides to go inside a house, as soon as he walks inside the evil corner camper welcomes him into the world of a noob. After watching the killcam once again Jack decides to respawn but this time he runs straight to the house where he was just killed but the corner camper wasn't there anymore! He had moved to another corner and once again he kills our favorite n00b Jack.

Since Jack is only a n00b at the moment he decides to go inside the house multiple times and every single time our corner camper welcomes him with a few bullets from his silenced ump 45. When Jack discovers how to open the score board he sees that the corner camper has 24 kills and 0 deaths; at this point Jack remembers reading something about something special happening once you get 25 kills in a row. For the first time Jack starts to get mad at the game and he starts screaming at his tv. Jack decides to make one more trip towards the house of the campers and this time he thinks he's going to win because the camper has "no where" to hide; but once again our friend Jack was wrong and it only took two more bullets to his head for the camper to get his 25th kill and his nuke. When this happens Jack does something he has never done before, he gets up screams at the tv, throws the controller at the wall and rage quits. Jack decides to look for a video on how to kill a camper and after watching a couple of videos he believes he's ready to go back into the game and kill the campers.........

To be continued......