Post: Looking for writers AND artist for the NEW OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL NGU COMIC
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04-23-2011, 04:19 AM
#1
Cobra-D
Smells Like Teen Spirit
I'm also looking for someone who would be doing the actual artwork for this and only need one person for it, so if you would like to be said person then post below an original creation of yours and as alway best one win
Deadline for this is this Sunday at 8pm Pacific, on Tuesday I will pick and announce the new writers, as for the the artist I will have a poll to decide
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04-23-2011, 05:46 AM
#11
Fer
Banned
BTW soz for my bad typing right now im really tired xD
Long Time Ago...
There lived a queen named, bitch-mchoe she was a pretty queen but she knew her old husband the king (douche-smile the 3rd) was going to die soon.. She decided that it was time to search for another companion so while the king lay upon his bed for weeks and week from a illness, the queen was searching for a new lover, she went to a couple of bars no-one who she believed was he next soul-mate. She started to sleep with all the staff at the castle to see if any of them were the ones, sadly none but she did catch herpes nevertheless she needed to find he soul-mate .
One day her daughter (sluty-cortney) brought over her boyfriend (handsome-surferguy) and when her daughter introduced her to him well lets just say they had that looks in their eyes like they wanted to Fu** . later that night her daughter went off to bed and he boyfriend who was staying over was awake and walking around and the queen lay down on the table waiting for him to come in and when he did he stopped and stared, the queen says "come touch me" and he says im your nephew... The End the queen died lonely..
Long Time Ago...
There lived a queen named, bitch-mchoe she was a pretty queen but she knew her old husband the king (douche-smile the 3rd) was going to die soon.. She decided that it was time to search for another companion so while the king lay upon his bed for weeks and week from a illness, the queen was searching for a new lover, she went to a couple of bars no-one who she believed was he next soul-mate. She started to sleep with all the staff at the castle to see if any of them were the ones, sadly none but she did catch herpes nevertheless she needed to find he soul-mate .
One day her daughter (sluty-cortney) brought over her boyfriend (handsome-surferguy) and when her daughter introduced her to him well lets just say they had that looks in their eyes like they wanted to Fu** . later that night her daughter went off to bed and he boyfriend who was staying over was awake and walking around and the queen lay down on the table waiting for him to come in and when he did he stopped and stared, the queen says "come touch me" and he says im your nephew... The End the queen died lonely..
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04-23-2011, 06:32 AM
#13
Biz
I’m too L33T
Originally posted by D
Thats I've pretty much decided to do this wanted to see if everyone would want to read one, petty much I'm looking for three other people to help me write this. However, simply raising your hand and going OMG I IZ WANT TO BE WRITER PL0X won't do, pretty much you have to prove that you can be creative enough and have the free time to do this. So if you are interested in being a writer for the official unofficial ngu comic which will probably get you laid, just simply write a two paragraph story below and the three best ones will become the official writers to the official unofficial ngu comic, as well as get laid.
I'm also looking for someone who would be doing the actual artwork for this and only need one person for it, so if you would like to be said person then post below an original creation of yours and as alway best one win
Deadline for this is this Sunday at 8pm Pacific, on Tuesday I will pick and announce the new writers, as for the the artist I will have a poll to decide
I'm also looking for someone who would be doing the actual artwork for this and only need one person for it, so if you would like to be said person then post below an original creation of yours and as alway best one win
Deadline for this is this Sunday at 8pm Pacific, on Tuesday I will pick and announce the new writers, as for the the artist I will have a poll to decide
In the late 2007 a guy named Outsider created a forum called NextGenUpdate. After awhile members starting to pour in, and yep you guessed it. The invasion of trolls have assembled and planned an attack on NextGen. A few days later a guy by the name of "Shiver" signs up and is UID #100. He tells Outsider he can help him secure the forum and anti troll it. Outsider desperately needed help and said yes, Shiver needed all his powers in order to get to work. Outie did so.
Fast forward a few years later, the trolls are still coming. Even harder this time 'round.
angel
Outsider decided to become very inactive, and very unhelpful. This, this was a very bad thing for the forum, so a few members and admins got sick of this and decided to revolt against the administration. From then on out, it is still happening till this day.--Sorry for the little content, I need something to write about, I can't free write, need a subject next time please give me something to write about =D
Enjoy, thanks for reading.
04-23-2011, 06:41 AM
#14
the stuff
League Champion
Originally posted by Cudder
Im really turned on by the prospect of losing my virginity so i'll enter. This is a super old thread I made about a year ago, its a classic though:
Over the years my PS3 has overcome some amazing obstacles.
I myself have a launch 40 gb model and she has been with me for about 3 years. Her name is Chastity, and for 2 years our life was perfect together. It was a cold winters night when my dearest Chastity received her first yellow light. I remember staying up all night in the repair shop waiting for her to be revived, but the repair man said it was only a matter of time before she became unplayable. Despite all odds she was revived and lived to see another 4 platinums
It had only been six months since her last operation, but it seemed that Chastity required surgery again, the yellow light was back. She fought so hard, she had never given up on anything in her life and she wasnt about to quit on me now, we still had so much Little Big Planet to play, and Heavy Rain was about to be released. I started to wonder if id ever know who the origami killer was. She pulled through for her second time and we killed that bastard Shelby and went on to achieve more hearts in LBP than you could ever imagine.
After her second surgery things changed though, she wasnt working like she did in the past. It turns out that she had contracted a broken fan, something that could rip her apart from the core. Then it happened, she started to receive the message that the system was too hot, and she would auto shutdown everytime I started up a game. I decided to take her apart and to my surprise I found out that she had been injecting dust into the fan, which only meant one thing, she tried to kill herself. I couldnt help but think that it was my fault, but after hours of therapy we had found out that it was brought on by MW2. She said it was such a bad game she just wanted to end it all. The only thing that could fix her now was a new fan, and a lot of commando lunge rehab.
Me and Chastity still remain together and our bond is unbreakable. I am actually typing this off of my darling PS3 right now, and as I look over to her I can see a single tear drop coming out of her BluRay drive. I hope that others can share thier stories with us and learn from this thread, neigh, live by it.
Over the years my PS3 has overcome some amazing obstacles.
I myself have a launch 40 gb model and she has been with me for about 3 years. Her name is Chastity, and for 2 years our life was perfect together. It was a cold winters night when my dearest Chastity received her first yellow light. I remember staying up all night in the repair shop waiting for her to be revived, but the repair man said it was only a matter of time before she became unplayable. Despite all odds she was revived and lived to see another 4 platinums
It had only been six months since her last operation, but it seemed that Chastity required surgery again, the yellow light was back. She fought so hard, she had never given up on anything in her life and she wasnt about to quit on me now, we still had so much Little Big Planet to play, and Heavy Rain was about to be released. I started to wonder if id ever know who the origami killer was. She pulled through for her second time and we killed that bastard Shelby and went on to achieve more hearts in LBP than you could ever imagine.
After her second surgery things changed though, she wasnt working like she did in the past. It turns out that she had contracted a broken fan, something that could rip her apart from the core. Then it happened, she started to receive the message that the system was too hot, and she would auto shutdown everytime I started up a game. I decided to take her apart and to my surprise I found out that she had been injecting dust into the fan, which only meant one thing, she tried to kill herself. I couldnt help but think that it was my fault, but after hours of therapy we had found out that it was brought on by MW2. She said it was such a bad game she just wanted to end it all. The only thing that could fix her now was a new fan, and a lot of commando lunge rehab.
Me and Chastity still remain together and our bond is unbreakable. I am actually typing this off of my darling PS3 right now, and as I look over to her I can see a single tear drop coming out of her BluRay drive. I hope that others can share thier stories with us and learn from this thread, neigh, live by it.
04-23-2011, 07:17 AM
#16
Justin
Juzzy Dee Music
Once there was this beast from the east called Outsider. He was a nerd and was still a virgin. He decided to make a forum, and soon came up with a name for it: Nextgenupdate.com. He'd spend hours apon hours making the forum better and trying to gain members. He then started making Call of Duty 4 glitch videos on youtube to promote ngu. Gamers were drawn to these videos and soon signed up to ngu.
3 Years later....
Ngu was around the 400,000 mark when something big happened in the gaming community: Geohot made the 1st cfw for ps3 by jailbreaking the ps3. This helped ngu gain lots and lots of members. Meanwhile, Outsider was too busy getting laid and partying to care about ngu :carling:.
There was major controversy when the truth got out about vB 4 not being realease when it infact, was ment to be. F33L said he would leave but he came back, I don't blame him.
Gobble and Shiver demoted themselves from being admins, I don't know why they just did. Jim Erased was demoted. These three ex-admins are still active members on ngu and will most likely be active.
There are many rep whore on ngu. Rep whore like rep and would most likely do anything for it. Nuff said :420:
3 Years later....
Ngu was around the 400,000 mark when something big happened in the gaming community: Geohot made the 1st cfw for ps3 by jailbreaking the ps3. This helped ngu gain lots and lots of members. Meanwhile, Outsider was too busy getting laid and partying to care about ngu :carling:.
There was major controversy when the truth got out about vB 4 not being realease when it infact, was ment to be. F33L said he would leave but he came back, I don't blame him.
Gobble and Shiver demoted themselves from being admins, I don't know why they just did. Jim Erased was demoted. These three ex-admins are still active members on ngu and will most likely be active.
There are many rep whore on ngu. Rep whore like rep and would most likely do anything for it. Nuff said :420:
04-24-2011, 06:57 AM
#19
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
Originally posted by D
Well s so far the stories have been moderately not that good. Come on you guys, be more creative. I also haven't seen any art up in this thread
I've been thinking of becoming an artist for you. You can see my first comic in this thread =D You must login or register to view this content.
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