Post: Boobs Boobs BOOBS!
04-23-2011, 05:05 PM #1
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Hey guys, today I am going to post something funny that I saw on the internet. I have rearranged the original post by Cracked. Just remember, this is from Cracked, not me. All i have done is post this, and rearrange it, and improve on it.

[multipage=Introduction]

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[multipage=Facts on Boobs]

•Boobs can either a) help you get a job/promoted or b) make the workplace more tolerable for the rest of us.

•Boobs are often successfully used in place of a coherent plot or acting in movies to create a great film.

•The power of boobs should not be underestimated.

[multipage=People Destroyed by Boobs]

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[multipage=PG-13 Tour on Why!]

Reason #1. The Side Boob

[img][url]https://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i23/jeff_bennion/Cracked/HathSideBoobGo.jpg[/url][/img]

[img][url]https://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i23/jeff_bennion/Cracked/Adriana_lima_10.jpg[/url][/img]

Reason #2. The Underboob

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Reason #3. Cleavage

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[Multipage=Continuance on Tour]

More Cleavage:

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[multipage=Women Who are Weak]

Some women, don't have very strong boob powers, so this is how you can increase it.

1. The Pushup

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Or if your rich, you can have people increase your boobs in CGI

[multipage=Are There More to Boobs?]

A: Yes. The center of the Boob is the source of its power. It is so powerful in fact that society does not permit its public display for fear of wide spread anarchy, and mass headsplosions. So here are some things that look sort of like the center of the boob:

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So, what happens when boobs get wet?

Non-wet Boobs:

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Super Wet boobs:

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[multipage=Can Girl with Big Boobs Play Sports?]

A=Yes

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[multipage=What are Boobs Other Powers?]

A. Boobs can lighten up a woman's whole appearance. They can make the sun come out when it is raining. They can make a woman smarter and funnier and more interesting.

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If you look long enough, you will notice that she is quite ugly.

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Its obvious that one of these women is a scholar

[multipage=Famous People Built by Boobs!]

1. Brittany Spears

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2. Katy Perry

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3. Scarlet Johansson

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[multipage=Famous Boobs on the Internets]

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and more, but this girl especially

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[multipage=Final Words]

Well thats about it guys, I did put alot of work into this, with the linking and multipaging, so respect me, even though its not mine.

Here is the source:

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The following user groaned .Requiem. for this awful post:

Moreton
05-14-2011, 07:59 PM #83
ShadowSoldier36
Trophy Request King
who doesnt like boobs lol
05-16-2011, 09:31 PM #84
xStar-
Banned
awesome thread man!!!!
05-29-2011, 05:14 AM #85
Ayanami
Error… Cat invasion!
Me Gusta. :megusta:

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