Post: Boobs Boobs BOOBS!
04-23-2011, 05:05 PM #1
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Hey guys, today I am going to post something funny that I saw on the internet. I have rearranged the original post by Cracked. Just remember, this is from Cracked, not me. All i have done is post this, and rearrange it, and improve on it.

[multipage=Introduction]

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[multipage=Facts on Boobs]

•Boobs can either a) help you get a job/promoted or b) make the workplace more tolerable for the rest of us.

•Boobs are often successfully used in place of a coherent plot or acting in movies to create a great film.

•The power of boobs should not be underestimated.

[multipage=People Destroyed by Boobs]

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[multipage=PG-13 Tour on Why!]

Reason #1. The Side Boob

[img][url]https://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i23/jeff_bennion/Cracked/HathSideBoobGo.jpg[/url][/img]

[img][url]https://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i23/jeff_bennion/Cracked/Adriana_lima_10.jpg[/url][/img]

Reason #2. The Underboob

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Reason #3. Cleavage

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[Multipage=Continuance on Tour]

More Cleavage:

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[multipage=Women Who are Weak]

Some women, don't have very strong boob powers, so this is how you can increase it.

1. The Pushup

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Or if your rich, you can have people increase your boobs in CGI

[multipage=Are There More to Boobs?]

A: Yes. The center of the Boob is the source of its power. It is so powerful in fact that society does not permit its public display for fear of wide spread anarchy, and mass headsplosions. So here are some things that look sort of like the center of the boob:

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So, what happens when boobs get wet?

Non-wet Boobs:

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Super Wet boobs:

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[multipage=Can Girl with Big Boobs Play Sports?]

A=Yes

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[multipage=What are Boobs Other Powers?]

A. Boobs can lighten up a woman's whole appearance. They can make the sun come out when it is raining. They can make a woman smarter and funnier and more interesting.

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If you look long enough, you will notice that she is quite ugly.

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Its obvious that one of these women is a scholar

[multipage=Famous People Built by Boobs!]

1. Brittany Spears

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2. Katy Perry

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3. Scarlet Johansson

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[multipage=Famous Boobs on the Internets]

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and more, but this girl especially

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[multipage=Final Words]

Well thats about it guys, I did put alot of work into this, with the linking and multipaging, so respect me, even though its not mine.

Here is the source:

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Moreton
04-23-2011, 07:17 PM #38
Toolmania
I am error
what about Peter Griffins SIDE BOOB !!!
04-23-2011, 07:25 PM #39
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
I like what the Olsen twins have done after viewing this thread!!
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04-23-2011, 08:12 PM #40
Scarface
C.R.E.A.M.
Originally posted by I View Post
I do have a girl if you must know, you don't, I have seen your 'girlfriend' on a lot of porn sites, so if that is your girl im sure you will have aids by now


I'd love to see where u saw my girl anywhere else also you said u seen her on alot of porn sites? Why you watch 'a lot' of porn when you can **** your 'girl'? & na lil bitch I took my girls virginity so idk what you talkin about, your 'girl's probably the bitch with aids but u don't have it since your a virgin :dumb:
Get some pussy then come talk to me.
04-23-2011, 08:16 PM #41
xRaR
Haxor!
Originally posted by jebro View Post
So many are going to fap while reading this thread.


hahahahaha true:lol::lol:
04-23-2011, 08:19 PM #42
020king
< ^ > < ^ >
boobs= stay in the kitchen and purpose is free milk
04-23-2011, 08:21 PM #43
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
Originally posted by Scarface View Post
I'd love to see where u saw my girl anywhere else also you said u seen her on alot of porn sites? Why you watch 'a lot' of porn when you can **** your 'girl'? & na lil bitch I took my girls virginity so idk what you talkin about, your 'girl's probably the bitch with aids but u don't have it since your a virgin :dumb:
Get some pussy then come talk to me.


Ok first of all you must not even have a girlfriend. Having a girlfriend doesn't make you stop watching porn, unless your a freakishly religious person which I highly doubt. I could be banging Kim Kardashian but i'd still watch porn because it's normal for a young male

You're 'girlfriend' isn't even that sexy, her eyes look fcked, however I must admit she does have nice lips and a nice body

And I can swear on my life, hand to heart, i've seen that pic of her on atleast 3 times, so either you're lieng or she's a slut, good luck with that :y:

I'm now going to stop arguing as it's not going to get us anywhere, especially when it's over the internet.
04-23-2011, 08:25 PM #44
SU44K8
Suffocate
Originally posted by FaTe
[multipage=Boobs Boobs BOOBS!]

Hey guys, today I am going to post something funny that I saw on the internet. I have rearranged the original post by Cracked. Just remember, this is from Cracked, not me. All i have done is post this, and rearrange it, and improve on it.

[multipage=Introduction]

You must login or register to view this content.

You must login or register to view this content.

You must login or register to view this content.

[multipage=Facts on Boobs]

•Boobs can either a) help you get a job/promoted or b) make the workplace more tolerable for the rest of us.

•Boobs are often successfully used in place of a coherent plot or acting in movies to create a great film.

•The power of boobs should not be underestimated.

[multipage=People Destroyed by Boobs]

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[multipage=PG-13 Tour on Why!]

Reason #1. The Side Boob

[img][url]https://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i23/jeff_bennion/Cracked/HathSideBoobGo.jpg[/url][/img]

[img][url]https://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i23/jeff_bennion/Cracked/Adriana_lima_10.jpg[/url][/img]

Reason #2. The Underboob

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Reason #3. Cleavage

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[Multipage=Continuance on Tour]

More Cleavage:

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[multipage=Women Who are Weak]

Some women, don't have very strong boob powers, so this is how you can increase it.

1. The Pushup

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You must login or register to view this content.

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Or if your rich, you can have people increase your boobs in CGI

[multipage=Are There More to Boobs?]

A: Yes. The center of the Boob is the source of its power. It is so powerful in fact that society does not permit its public display for fear of wide spread anarchy, and mass headsplosions. So here are some things that look sort of like the center of the boob:

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So, what happens when boobs get wet?

Non-wet Boobs:

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Super Wet boobs:

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[multipage=Can Girl with Big Boobs Play Sports?]

A=Yes

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[multipage=What are Boobs Other Powers?]

A. Boobs can lighten up a woman's whole appearance. They can make the sun come out when it is raining. They can make a woman smarter and funnier and more interesting.

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If you look long enough, you will notice that she is quite ugly.

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Its obvious that one of these women is a scholar

[multipage=Famous People Built by Boobs!]

1. Brittany Spears

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2. Katy Perry

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3. Scarlet Johansson

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[multipage=Famous Boobs on the Internets]

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and more, but this girl especially

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[multipage=Final Words]

Well thats about it guys, I did put alot of work into this, with the linking and multipaging, so respect me, even though its not mine.

Here is the source:

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BOOBS! :tits::tits::tits:
04-23-2011, 08:31 PM #45
Boobs *drools*
04-23-2011, 08:39 PM #46
Sk8erFerSur
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
Half of the pictures don't even relate to the multipage headings, and all you really did was post boobs. Where you trying to prove a point? Or were you just making a major boob thread?

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