(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Yes kids, There is a real thing called Camping, and its shit :n:

I went yestarday, Me, My dad, brother and my uncle.

It was all going good, untill we got there, i was really dreading it, i couldnt be ****ed going, and nor could anyone else. We just couldnt tell each other.

So we got there, took us 1 hour to get a spot, had to wait for dicks to leave:FU: They really were dicks, they said:
" Aye mate im leaving but your no going here..."

So we just left it, didnt want to start an arugment with 19 year old wankers...

Went down the loch a bit and got a good spot, setup the tent and went inside, cause it was pissing down of rain.

About 4pm it cleared up, and we started a fire, and made some dinner

About 6pm my dad and my uncle had a few beers, and they really shouldnt have, You will find out later.

So we just sat up all night talking and eating, Oh we went fishing aswell, caught nothing, so we went over to some guys camp and stole his fish :bat:

So it was about 11pm and it was getting dark, Really dark i couldnt even see the highlands, it was that dark, But the stars were amazing, it was such a view, i could see the seven sisters, and the boot, and several other *What ever the word is*

I went to bed at 12pm, and it was ****ING FREEZING.

Checked the temperature and it was -3 degrees.

Now, we didnt come prepared for THAT TEMPERATURE.

I had on a trackie, and some crappy trousers, and a pure light top, Nothing else.

My dad had a heavy jacket.

Now my uncle, had ...

A workie jacket, A pair of army trousers over his other trousers, bit boots, and a mask used to rob people xD

He was still cold,

Now imagine us....

Yeah it was cold, So my dad set a fire inside the tent, Sounds stupid but it worked for a while ... he turned it off went to bed, and we did that every hour.

Now since he was drinking he had to get a good sleep so he went, **** it got out the other sleeping bag and we all went in the one sleeping bag, Sounds gay right? 4 people in the one bag xD

We heated up a bit, packed everything up the next morning, Threw a firework and a gas bottle in the fire and drove away xD

We heard it at the other end of the loch xD

All in all, Dont go camping in scotland, its shit and you get cold....

Plus there was no fish


Thanks for reading, Hope you laughed at my pain and coldness ink:

4 guys 1 sleeping bag.
Sounds familiar :carling:

OT: When i went camping it was ok because i only camped in the back-garden, so when it got cold, I could just go inside

Should of brang some fireworkz, It always cheers me up. OR explosives is always fun xD. Homemade all-the-way.

lol. When i go camping with my mum and her boyfriend, we come prepared. I normally end up making something. Last time i ended up making steps, it was mad :y:

We also go 4wding, the wetter the better

Once I went camping with my friends we had a lot of alchol with us.
In the evening we were quite drunk and there in midde of the forest my friends gets the greatest idea ever. Throw a bee hive to somebodys tent when sun goes down. I passed out first so they threw it into my tent and the worst thing i didn,t wake up. So when I wake up in the morning I have horrible hangover and bee puncutres all over me. I felt like:mad:kay::FU:> all at the same time. And my friends laughing at me, because i were full of red spots. Haven't went camping after that. And this happened at Kuusamo.

I've been camping in Scotland more than once, it was actually very good. You were probably doing in wrong lol.

camping is good, with drugs

There is a thing called reservations. Major camping places like Yosemite National Park and Yellowstone National Park require a reservation. This reservation will guarantee you your spot at a predetermined time. We went camping at Yellowstone and our last night was cold as ****. We woke up to find ice on the floor. Still was ****ing awesome. Camping is the shit.

inb4 Call of Duty camping jokes

I go camping occasionally in the summer, usually with my cousins. And we just screw with other people that are camping near us, it's usually a lot of fun :lol: