Post: How to be an "Internet Sensation!"
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04-25-2011, 06:18 PM
#1
Grandma
Join Date: 10-26-2010
Hopefully, after reading this guide, you will be on your way to internet fame and fortune! Good luck comrades.
After all your internet sucess and power, you'll be dancing this famous jig everywhere you go.
[multipage=The two sides of fame]
This step in my opinion is the most time consuming and critical decision you must make. You see, there are the "Good guys" and the "Bad." These "bad" people vary from the typical troll, to the backstabbing hackers. While the "good" people vary from people against trolling and care about their customers.
A more common and well known battle against these two sides would be Microsoft and Sony. Microsoft is good, and is providing internet service with loads of fun to their customers over their break. Not to mention, Europeans get the weekend free! Meanwhile, Sony is making us focus more on religion and really getting us in spirit of the holiday.
Anywho, after you get this crutial decision made, head on over to the next step!
[multipage=Life style]
Being "good" or "bad" will crutially decide how your lifestyle will be. For example, the "bad" will eat cereal that is unhealthy, and load it with sugar. You can typically find them at their computer drinking Dr. Pepper and eating some unhealthy snack. (Snacks may vary in shapes and sizes.)
The "good" will usually be eating something more nutritious like the popular whole grain cereal, "Shreddies" and drinking something rather more soothing for the soul. Preferrably "Nestle" Iced Tea.
With these significant differences, both sides rarely leave their computer, and occasionally refresh the page every 2 minutes to see if they have a comment.
After you have returned from your local grocery store with these snacks, whether it be good or bad, head on over to the next and most important step.
[multipage=Facts]
Congratulations! You have managed to reach the last step in your quest to internet fame. By now you should know whether you are "good" or "bad," you should also know what kind of food you have bought approx. 20 minutes ago. Anyway, lets get to it.
In order to be sucessful, you must know many different and completely un-useful facts that will help nobody in the near future but yourself. (Unless you play Jeoporady of course! :carling
You may be questioning me at this point.
Originally posted by another user
But, Riau, why do I need all of these un-useful facts?
Well, you see these facts may be un-useful to you, but you'll be surprised what kind of conversations come up on sites such as "Youtube" and any forum shoutbox.
With all of these facts, you will be able to prove anybody wrong and make yourself look like the most intellectual being in the shoutbox. Also, facts = a very sucessful troll.
Say it 5x to remember this equation. It may sound rather dumb, but it will help you in the near future. You will be sucessful!
Originally posted by another user
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
facts = a very sucessful troll.
Now you've got it!
You may be questioning my state of mind at the moment so I have provided you with a Q&A. Here are some quotes from clients this guide has helped.
[multipage=Q&A]
Q:
Originally posted by another user
I want to be an internet sensation on youtube, I have alot of great ideas, but I feel like I should get some tips first........any advice. Btw, my favourite youtube star is Peter Chao, Retard Ricky, and TheParkerjobowhitz.
A:
Originally posted by another user
Mention Justin Bieber in a negative way on one of your videos and you're practically there...
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This is where the random facts come in handy!
Originally posted by another user
Who ever can tell me what the actor who plays Fez in " That 70's Show" does in his spare time gets 10$ from me!
Then you can be all intellectual like and respond with this:
Originally posted by another user
I'm pretty sure he got deported from the country for illegal immigration and 3 convictions of possession on x/xx/xxxx
See how smart you sound? You can fool all of your friends. But I must warn you, once you become an internet sensation, those fooled friends may only be one or two, if lucky.
[multipage=Conclusion]
Well, there you go comrades, I have released my ladder to sucess. All I can ask of you guys is that you don't abuse it. We don't need 1000 Rebecca Black's running around. Good luck to you all and I hope to see you usuing random facts in the shoutbox to prove people wrong!
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04-25-2011, 06:37 PM
#2
Chronos
Chronos, The God Of Time
Originally posted by Riau
Many internet users today rome the famous search engines such as "Google" and "Bing" hoping to find something that will make them the next 'best' thing. Little do these sorts of people know that there is a certain format to follow in order to become this sort of "Internet Phenom/Sensation."
Hopefully, after reading this guide, you will be on your way to internet fame and fortune! Good luck comrades.
After all your internet sucess and power, you'll be dancing this famous jig everywhere you go.
[multipage=The two sides of fame]
This step in my opinion is the most time consuming and critical decision you must make. You see, there are the "Good guys" and the "Bad." These "bad" people vary from the typical troll, to the backstabbing hackers. While the "good" people vary from people against trolling and care about their customers.
A more common and well known battle against these two sides would be Microsoft and Sony. Microsoft is good, and is providing internet service with loads of fun to their customers over their break. Not to mention, Europeans get the weekend free! Meanwhile, Sony is making us focus more on religion and really getting us in spirit of the holiday.
Anywho, after you get this crutial decision made, head on over to the next step!
[multipage=Life style]
Being "good" or "bad" will crutially decide how your lifestyle will be. For example, the "bad" will eat cereal that is unhealthy, and load it with sugar. You can typically find them at their computer drinking Dr. Pepper and eating some unhealthy snack. (Snacks may vary in shapes and sizes.)
The "good" will usually be eating something more nutritious like the popular whole grain cereal, "Shreddies" and drinking something rather more soothing for the soul. Preferrably "Nestle" Iced Tea.
With these significant differences, both sides rarely leave their computer, and occasionally refresh the page every 2 minutes to see if they have a comment.
After you have returned from your local grocery store with these snacks, whether it be good or bad, head on over to the next and most important step.
[multipage=Facts]
Congratulations! You have managed to reach the last step in your quest to internet fame. By now you should know whether you are "good" or "bad," you should also know what kind of food you have bought approx. 20 minutes ago. Anyway, lets get to it.
In order to be sucessful, you must know many different and completely un-useful facts that will help nobody in the near future but yourself. (Unless you play Jeoporady of course! :carling
You may be questioning me at this point.
Well, you see these facts may be un-useful to you, but you'll be surprised what kind of conversations come up on sites such as "Youtube" and any forum shoutbox.
With all of these facts, you will be able to prove anybody wrong and make yourself look like the most intellectual being in the shoutbox. Also, facts = a very sucessful troll.
Say it 5x to remember this equation. It may sound rather dumb, but it will help you in the near future. You will be sucessful!
Now you've got it!
You may be questioning my state of mind at the moment so I have provided you with a Q&A. Here are some quotes from clients this guide has helped.
[multipage=Q&A]
Q:
A:
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This is where the random facts come in handy!
Then you can be all intellectual like and respond with this:
See how smart you sound? You can fool all of your friends. But I must warn you, once you become an internet sensation, those fooled friends may only be one or two, if lucky.
[multipage=Conclusion]
Well, there you go comrades, I have released my ladder to sucess. All I can ask of you guys is that you don't abuse it. We don't need 1000 Rebecca Black's running around. Good luck to you all and I hope to see you usuing random facts in the shoutbox to prove people wrong!
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Hopefully, after reading this guide, you will be on your way to internet fame and fortune! Good luck comrades.
After all your internet sucess and power, you'll be dancing this famous jig everywhere you go.
[multipage=The two sides of fame]
This step in my opinion is the most time consuming and critical decision you must make. You see, there are the "Good guys" and the "Bad." These "bad" people vary from the typical troll, to the backstabbing hackers. While the "good" people vary from people against trolling and care about their customers.
A more common and well known battle against these two sides would be Microsoft and Sony. Microsoft is good, and is providing internet service with loads of fun to their customers over their break. Not to mention, Europeans get the weekend free! Meanwhile, Sony is making us focus more on religion and really getting us in spirit of the holiday.
Anywho, after you get this crutial decision made, head on over to the next step!
[multipage=Life style]
Being "good" or "bad" will crutially decide how your lifestyle will be. For example, the "bad" will eat cereal that is unhealthy, and load it with sugar. You can typically find them at their computer drinking Dr. Pepper and eating some unhealthy snack. (Snacks may vary in shapes and sizes.)
The "good" will usually be eating something more nutritious like the popular whole grain cereal, "Shreddies" and drinking something rather more soothing for the soul. Preferrably "Nestle" Iced Tea.
With these significant differences, both sides rarely leave their computer, and occasionally refresh the page every 2 minutes to see if they have a comment.
After you have returned from your local grocery store with these snacks, whether it be good or bad, head on over to the next and most important step.
[multipage=Facts]
Congratulations! You have managed to reach the last step in your quest to internet fame. By now you should know whether you are "good" or "bad," you should also know what kind of food you have bought approx. 20 minutes ago. Anyway, lets get to it.
In order to be sucessful, you must know many different and completely un-useful facts that will help nobody in the near future but yourself. (Unless you play Jeoporady of course! :carling
You may be questioning me at this point.
Well, you see these facts may be un-useful to you, but you'll be surprised what kind of conversations come up on sites such as "Youtube" and any forum shoutbox.
With all of these facts, you will be able to prove anybody wrong and make yourself look like the most intellectual being in the shoutbox. Also, facts = a very sucessful troll.
Say it 5x to remember this equation. It may sound rather dumb, but it will help you in the near future. You will be sucessful!
Now you've got it!
You may be questioning my state of mind at the moment so I have provided you with a Q&A. Here are some quotes from clients this guide has helped.
[multipage=Q&A]
Q:
A:
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This is where the random facts come in handy!
Then you can be all intellectual like and respond with this:
See how smart you sound? You can fool all of your friends. But I must warn you, once you become an internet sensation, those fooled friends may only be one or two, if lucky.
[multipage=Conclusion]
Well, there you go comrades, I have released my ladder to sucess. All I can ask of you guys is that you don't abuse it. We don't need 1000 Rebecca Black's running around. Good luck to you all and I hope to see you usuing random facts in the shoutbox to prove people wrong!
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tl;dr
But nice work though it looks like it took a long time.
Thanks for feedback!
04-25-2011, 06:44 PM
#4
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
04-25-2011, 06:48 PM
#8
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
04-25-2011, 06:52 PM
#10
Grandma
Join Date: 10-26-2010
Originally posted by Chronos
Yeah NGU is really slow right now, or is it just me?:plank:
Originally posted by Ownage
Want to be famous on the internet
Troll your balls off
Troll your balls off
Originally posted by Botz
I know a cheat :carling:
Post some Pr0n it takes you to the top....
Post some Pr0n it takes you to the top....
Yeah, I've noticed that Chronos.
Ownage, hint the troll dancing on the front :3
I'm saving my pr0n for the private premium some day hehe :love:
Thanks for feedback guys
---------- Post added at 06:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:50 PM ----------
Originally posted by I
LOL I replied to your question what does tl;dr mean, I weren't the one who actually said tl;dr :plank:
Originally posted by Botz
I read your conclusion :y:
Oh sorry, /facepalm (Blonde) Thanks for feedback!
What did you think about the conclusion? I kind of ran out of ideas!
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