(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so I'm 14 and I just had my first drink last night and I feel like I got hit by a train or some shit. I was told that I said some pretty random and funny shit.

Post here some of your most funny drunken quotes here!

Here is some of mine:

"How much does a good hooker cost?"
"Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Why are you so sexy on the weekends after I pay you?"

They may not be that good but its a start for the first time. Sorry I dont have any pictures

Ill update it with others if you pm me and ask if I can put it in.

Tully96

I don't get it, you are famous drunken quotes?

I'll be your Superman if you be the pussy monster.

When people are love drunks and try to kiss you

I honestly have no idea.

I said to my friend something like
"Do you have hairs?" (I was drawing a pic of my friend and it was on school lol)
Then I said something nd I hit my head to the table :&

I tend to go around shaking people's hands and talk to girls about keeping their vaginas clean and what not. For example, the other night i went around town and saw a girl that went to school with me. This is the scene:
*Setting* 2AM outside kebab shop*
Me: Reet Beth lad (Wigan talk)
Her: Wheyyy
Me: How's your vagina doing

Smoooooooth.......

I need some sticky tape, Cause I'm ripped :carling:

I remember,

I walked past a road sign saying "40" indicating the speed of which cars have to travel, and I asked if people over that age are blocked from crossing via an invisible age force field.

I called a coffee racist

and I cried.

Here are a few pictures of that night.

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"Tits or Get the **** out" :/ to my mates girlfriend ahaa- he laughed though so was good.
"Im not being sick, just making sure the toilet wasnt alone" ...

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