Youre Famous Drunken Quotes

04-30-2011, 06:06 PM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so I'm 14 and I just had my first drink last night and I feel like I got hit by a train or some shit. I was told that I said some pretty random and funny shit.

Post here some of your most funny drunken quotes here!

Here is some of mine:

"How much does a good hooker cost?"
"Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Why are you so sexy on the weekends after I pay you?"

They may not be that good but its a start for the first time. Sorry I dont have any pictures

Ill update it with others if you pm me and ask if I can put it in.

Tully96

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04-30-2011, 10:42 PM #20

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04-30-2011, 10:46 PM #21

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Why are 14 year olds drinking nowadays? -____-

05-01-2011, 01:29 AM #22

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Originally posted by Sir

Why are 14 year olds drinking nowadays? -____-

I really dont know. Im usually a good kid I just like teh alcaholz :carling:

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bump it!
too short...

05-01-2011, 02:12 AM #23

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damn only if i could remember lol

05-01-2011, 02:43 AM #24

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"i only knife people when i stab them :carling:"

05-02-2011, 03:52 PM #25

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Originally posted by Botz

I once got told that i randomly went up to a girl and said, Blow me.
Dont remember it though ~

hopefully the girl in your sig, said yes :carling:

05-02-2011, 04:29 PM #26

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I'm 16 only got drunk once. Cant remeber anything exepct a lot of vodka and the hospital I woke up.