Post: Funny Poems
05-18-2011, 08:03 AM #1
Dopey
NGU :/
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I know this one is old but omg it brought back memories.

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A WOMANS DESTINATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPLANATION OR WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION?

Does anyone else have similar poems/phrases?
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05-18-2011, 07:39 PM #11
Lopez.
[Insert]
Originally posted by HairLikeF33L View Post
I think he means gravity?

Yea Dopey you have like 6 threads on the first page of general discussion...


I only see 4 :carling:
05-18-2011, 08:04 PM #12
JakeM
ZOMG HaXz!
Originally posted by Cookie
I only see 4 :carling:


That was earlier Winky Winky
05-18-2011, 08:39 PM #13
Kombust
At least I can fight
A deep-throated virgin named Netty
Was sucking a cock on the jetty.
She said, "It tastes nice,
Much better than rice,
Though not quite as good as spaghetti.
:megusta:
05-18-2011, 08:40 PM #14
Dopey
NGU :/
Originally posted by HairLikeF33L View Post
I think he means gravity?

Yea Dopey you have like 6 threads on the first page of general discussion...


Look at the dates on the threads...
05-18-2011, 08:44 PM #15
JakeM
ZOMG HaXz!
Originally posted by Dopey View Post
Look at the dates on the threads...


Its an accomplishment is what I am saying...


No sarcasm.
05-18-2011, 08:45 PM #16
Dopey
NGU :/
Originally posted by HairLikeF33L View Post
Its an accomplishment is what I am saying...


No sarcasm.


I wasn't saying anything bad. I was simply saying that I did not sit here and write 6 threads for no reason. They were written before...
05-18-2011, 08:49 PM #17
JakeM
ZOMG HaXz!
Originally posted by Dopey View Post
I wasn't saying anything bad. I was simply saying that I did not sit here and write 6 threads for no reason. They were written before...


You seem so defensive. Sorry. Was just saying good job I can barely keep one first page. :\
05-18-2011, 08:52 PM #18
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!

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05-18-2011, 10:24 PM #19
.Kane.
Banned
Originally posted by DEREKTROTTER View Post
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!


I think that was the best one yet. Well except for this one

Originally posted by Buu View Post
SEX IS LIKE MATHS

You SUBTRACT the clothes
ADD the bed
DIVIDE the legs
Then MULTIPLY!!!! :carling:

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