Post: Funny Poems
05-18-2011, 08:03 AM #1
Dopey
NGU :/
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I know this one is old but omg it brought back memories.

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A WOMANS DESTINATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPLANATION OR WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION?

Does anyone else have similar poems/phrases?
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05-18-2011, 10:47 PM #20
There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used dynamite for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her asshole in Dallas.

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Originally posted by Dopey View Post
I know this one is old but omg it brought back memories.

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A WOMANS DESTINATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPLANATION OR WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION?

Does anyone else have similar poems/phrases?


Did u get mines? Lol
05-18-2011, 11:28 PM #21
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
05-18-2011, 11:46 PM #22
Back2Basics
Gym leader
Originally posted by Dopey View Post
I know this one is old but omg it brought back memories.

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A WOMANS DESTINATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPLANATION OR WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION?

Does anyone else have similar poems/phrases?


The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.:y:

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