(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I know this one is old but omg it brought back memories.

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A WOMANS DESTINATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPLANATION OR WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION?

Does anyone else have similar poems/phrases?

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and ****ed it and called it a ****

Not really funny but whatever

So all of my threads are pointless and this isn't /facepalm

Every thread is pointless. :dumb:

I hate when the mods close my threads because im not Dopey

SEX IS LIKE MATHS

You SUBTRACT the clothes
ADD the bed
DIVIDE the legs
Then MULTIPLY!!!! :carling:

He came, she gave birth, he left.

Sex is friction?

[QUOTE='[F]ried [R]ice;3266292']Sex is friction?[/QUOTE]

I think he means gravity?

Yea Dopey you have like 6 threads on the first page of general discussion...