Post: May 21: End of the World
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05-20-2011, 06:47 AM
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yoshijon
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On a serious note, when the world DOESN'T end on the 21st, will Christianity cease to exist, or will these morons continue to preach their fairy tales of talking bushes, 40 day floods, and a man who is God but let's himself get killed by his own creation...? Who wrote the Bible again? Sorry if I offend anyone, just kinda baffled by all this nonsense.
05-20-2011, 07:58 AM
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*BLizZOnE*
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05-20-2011, 12:39 PM
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T Vyrus
Climbing up the ladder
Are you kidding me?
First was 2000, then there was 2007, now there is 2011.
Come on really, none actually knows when the END OF THE WORLD, is going to happen, this is what I hate the most about this topic. Always when you look at the person who predicts the END OF THE WORLD! They always look like they are bum's, (no judging to bums in this post.) but its true, why can't like Bill Gates of Kevin Butler, predict the END OF THE WORLD! It would make it that much funnier to see them say, it’s the day May 21st, 2011. Could you imagine Kevin Butler making a commercial on this LMFAO!. I would probably not stop laughing after I see it
EDIT, after this they have more dates!
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2012
New Age writers cite Mayan and Aztec calendars which predict the end of the age on Dec 21, 2012.
2012:
Michael Drosnin, author of "The Bible Code," found a hidden message in the Pentateuch (the first five books in the Bible) that predicts that a comet will crash into the earth in 2012 and annihilate all life.
2012-DEC-22:
The Mayan calendar has many divisions of time: months of 20 days, years of 360 days, katun of 7200 days and a baktun of 144,000 days. Their calendar started on 3114-AUG-13 BCE with the birth of Venus. They expected the world to last for exactly 13 baktun cycles. They anticipated the end of the world near the Winter Solstice of 2012. (3)
2016
An article in Weekly World News describes a find by a Professor Lloyd Cunningdale of Salt Lake City who was excavating with his students at the site of the famous Donner party disaster of 1847. The latter were a group of settlers bound for California who became trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Cunningdale and students have found a time capsule left by the settlers which contains many predictions for the future. They predict that nations will abandon traditional methods of conflict and resort to the use of biological warfare. In 2016, one such disease will spread and kill all of the humans on the planet. (4)
2034
John Denton. (Bible Research & Investigation Co)
Takes the view that both covenants must be of equal time. (problem with this view is that the first covenant started at Sinai. The promises to Abraham are completely separate from the first covenant. Gal 3 and Heb
Chart 10:4 THE TWO COVENANTS PLUS 37 1/2 YEARS
PIVOT EACH SIDE OF THE DATE AD 33/34
Abraham called End of 1st Covenant Great Crowd
Out of Babylon Start of 2nd Covenant Called out of
to set up 'Seed' AD 33/34 Babylon the
Contract | Great
1968 BC 1931 BC<-Start of | Maturity of-->1997 2034
| Period | Circumcision | Kingdom | Period |
| called | Covenant | Covenant | Called |
| out | | | out |
|<-37 1/2y>|<-- 1,963 years --->|<---1,963 years----->|<-37 1/2y>|
|__________|____________________|_____________________|__________|
| | | | |
1968 BC 1931 BC AD 33/34 1997 2034
|<--------- 2,000 years ------->|<-------- 2,000 years --------->|
2047-SEP-14:
According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)
YES I KNOW COPY AND PASTE WORKS GREAT RIGHT
First was 2000, then there was 2007, now there is 2011.
Come on really, none actually knows when the END OF THE WORLD, is going to happen, this is what I hate the most about this topic. Always when you look at the person who predicts the END OF THE WORLD! They always look like they are bum's, (no judging to bums in this post.) but its true, why can't like Bill Gates of Kevin Butler, predict the END OF THE WORLD! It would make it that much funnier to see them say, it’s the day May 21st, 2011. Could you imagine Kevin Butler making a commercial on this LMFAO!. I would probably not stop laughing after I see it
EDIT, after this they have more dates!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012
New Age writers cite Mayan and Aztec calendars which predict the end of the age on Dec 21, 2012.
2012:
Michael Drosnin, author of "The Bible Code," found a hidden message in the Pentateuch (the first five books in the Bible) that predicts that a comet will crash into the earth in 2012 and annihilate all life.
2012-DEC-22:
The Mayan calendar has many divisions of time: months of 20 days, years of 360 days, katun of 7200 days and a baktun of 144,000 days. Their calendar started on 3114-AUG-13 BCE with the birth of Venus. They expected the world to last for exactly 13 baktun cycles. They anticipated the end of the world near the Winter Solstice of 2012. (3)
2016
An article in Weekly World News describes a find by a Professor Lloyd Cunningdale of Salt Lake City who was excavating with his students at the site of the famous Donner party disaster of 1847. The latter were a group of settlers bound for California who became trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Cunningdale and students have found a time capsule left by the settlers which contains many predictions for the future. They predict that nations will abandon traditional methods of conflict and resort to the use of biological warfare. In 2016, one such disease will spread and kill all of the humans on the planet. (4)
2034
John Denton. (Bible Research & Investigation Co)
Takes the view that both covenants must be of equal time. (problem with this view is that the first covenant started at Sinai. The promises to Abraham are completely separate from the first covenant. Gal 3 and Heb
Chart 10:4 THE TWO COVENANTS PLUS 37 1/2 YEARS
PIVOT EACH SIDE OF THE DATE AD 33/34
Abraham called End of 1st Covenant Great Crowd
Out of Babylon Start of 2nd Covenant Called out of
to set up 'Seed' AD 33/34 Babylon the
Contract | Great
1968 BC 1931 BC<-Start of | Maturity of-->1997 2034
| Period | Circumcision | Kingdom | Period |
| called | Covenant | Covenant | Called |
| out | | | out |
|<-37 1/2y>|<-- 1,963 years --->|<---1,963 years----->|<-37 1/2y>|
|__________|____________________|_____________________|__________|
| | | | |
1968 BC 1931 BC AD 33/34 1997 2034
|<--------- 2,000 years ------->|<-------- 2,000 years --------->|
2047-SEP-14:
According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)
YES I KNOW COPY AND PASTE WORKS GREAT RIGHT
05-20-2011, 03:56 PM
#17
Astro Zombie
professional lurker
05-20-2011, 05:31 PM
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*BLizZOnE*
Valo = Voice of a GOD
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