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Anti Joke:A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. (courtesy of Urban dictionary)

Jokes:
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust

What is worse than finding two worms in your apple?

Still, the holocaust

What is worse than the holocaust?

Finding three worms in your apple

What did batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?

Robin, get in the car

Did you know my grandfather died in the holocaust?

Yea, he fell of the guard tower

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

because he was hit by a bus

What is green and has wheels?

grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the Construction Worker say to the other construction worker?

We are both construction workers

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin

What's another thing worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

to get to the other side

What do you call a black person in space?

an astronaut

Why did the black person not have a job?

because he didn't earn his master's degree

Why'd the Koala fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.
One Liner's

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.


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[sarcasm]this is so funny[/sarcasm]

Hardy Har Har! :pirate:

:lol: at the person using the same question with different answer

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you should remove from the definition the part after the period... as it doesn't turn into a joke

Seriously this was a waste of time i rather masturbate :carling:

L:lol:L I love this kind of humour

Q. Why do people troll on ngu?
A. coz the thread is worth trolling

These anti-jokes are anti-funny.

    What is red and smells like blue paint?



[spoiler] Red paint [/spoiler]



What is green and has wheels?



[spoiler] grass, I lied about the wheels [/spoiler]



What did the Construction Worker say to the other construction worker?



[spoiler] We are both construction workers [/spoiler]



Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

These ones really made me lol:420:

I lol'd at half of them. :y:

Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.