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05-23-2011, 05:36 AM
#1
deathkid1212
I’m too L33T
Anti Joke:A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. (courtesy of Urban dictionary)
Jokes:
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is worse than finding two worms in your apple?
What is worse than the holocaust?
What did batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?
Did you know my grandfather died in the holocaust?
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
What is green and has wheels?
What did the Construction Worker say to the other construction worker?
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
What's another thing worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
What do you call a black person in space?
Why did the black person not have a job?
Why'd the Koala fall out of the tree?
One Liner's
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
I'll be adding more later.
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05-23-2011, 03:49 PM
#12
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
05-23-2011, 04:16 PM
#13
TAFF
Climbing up the ladder
Originally posted by deathkid1212
Hey guys here is a list of anti jokes!
Anti Joke:A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. (courtesy of Urban dictionary)
Jokes:
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
What is worse than finding two worms in your apple?
Still, the holocaust
What is worse than the holocaust?
Finding three worms in your apple
What did batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?
Robin, get in the car
Did you know my grandfather died in the holocaust?
Yea, he fell of the guard tower
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
because he was hit by a bus
What is green and has wheels?
grass, I lied about the wheels
What did the Construction Worker say to the other construction worker?
We are both construction workers
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin
What's another thing worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion
What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing
One Liner's
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
I'll be adding more later.
Also Post your favorite anti jokes!
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Anti Joke:A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. (courtesy of Urban dictionary)
Jokes:
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is worse than finding two worms in your apple?
What is worse than the holocaust?
What did batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?
Did you know my grandfather died in the holocaust?
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
What is green and has wheels?
What did the Construction Worker say to the other construction worker?
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
What's another thing worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the homeless man get for christmas?
One Liner's
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
I'll be adding more later.
Also Post your favorite anti jokes!
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Thank you for making my day better, here are some i like.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
Sorry i dont know how to use spoilers.
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05-23-2011, 04:45 PM
#16
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
05-23-2011, 04:47 PM
#17
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by al9522
in reality this is dumb why make jokes about the holocust really /facepalm
Well, the holocaust really is worse than finding some worms in your apple...
Originally posted by I
I don't get it? :confused:
It was a South Park episode about how people read and the terms of service and such.. it's called the "Human CentiPad" you should watch it, one funny episode.
05-23-2011, 07:03 PM
#19
.JiampyPotter
So Much Win.
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