Post: Help!!! I microwaved my cat
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05-29-2011, 05:58 PM
#1
She seems oka but should I be worried she might turn deaf or blind or possibly die of radiation poisoning?
Please help, anyone who knows enough about pets and/or the effects of short term microwave radiation. ;__;
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05-29-2011, 06:25 PM
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Originally posted by 9775
Your evil scum! I hope someone does that to you and say "It was only a joke"
hey man, im sorry it was an accident...my cat is my shnuffaluffagus, id never do anything like this on purpose...but please, what would you do in my situation man?!?! i do love my cat tho, its my only friend in the whole wide wurld...my parents gave me it before they both died of AIDS that they contracted from an interracial orgy they went to...damn man, i should have never advised them to start experimenting with their sexuality at 73 years of age, if i didnt then theyd be here to help me fix the cat!!1!iLl1!!111
05-29-2011, 06:29 PM
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The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
05-29-2011, 06:32 PM
#15
Originally posted by The
I hear the effects of an oven have the ability to cancel those of a microwave. Preheat at 400, leave cat in until golden brown (20 mins or so) and make sure to allow your newly de-radiated cat to cool for around 2 mins before the results take place. Glad I could help and good luck.
that sounds like a good plan man...god, why didnt i think of that :derp:... but my oven is really small, smaller than my microwave even and the thing is the cat barely fit into my microwave...the pic below will demonstrate this:
im afraid that if i squash my cat into the oven that it will break some bones or something and then ill be in a worse predicament...know how i feel?
05-29-2011, 06:36 PM
#17
The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
that sounds like a good plan man...god, why didnt i think of that :derp:... but my oven is really small, smaller than my microwave even and the thing is the cat barely fit into my microwave...the pic below will demonstrate this:
im afraid that if i squash my cat into the oven that it will break some bones or something and then ill be in a worse predicament...know how i feel?
im afraid that if i squash my cat into the oven that it will break some bones or something and then ill be in a worse predicament...know how i feel?
If you cut it in half, then place it in the oven, the heat will cauterize all of the wounds. Congratz, you now have 2 cats.
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05-29-2011, 06:38 PM
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