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Post: Help!!! I microwaved my cat
05-29-2011, 05:58 PM #1
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); my cat walked in the microwave and just to mess with him I closed the door. The dialer was stil set to cook though since someone got their food out of the microwave before te counter was up so it turned on! I let her out after abut a second because I seriously hadn't considered this could happen. ;__;

She seems oka but should I be worried she might turn deaf or blind or possibly die of radiation poisoning?

Please help, anyone who knows enough about pets and/or the effects of short term microwave radiation. ;__;
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05-29-2011, 06:47 PM #20
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So, you said you were drinking?
05-29-2011, 09:01 PM #21
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All dat radiation ya cat god dun turn into a superhero cat like spiderpig

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05-31-2011, 05:51 AM #22
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Originally posted by BooshMayne View Post
Shit, you dun goofed up.


Omg this is not cool man !
05-31-2011, 06:00 AM #23
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Why would you put your cat in the microwave oven? T_T
05-31-2011, 06:01 AM #24
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
my cat walked in the microwave and just to mess with him I closed the door. The dialer was stil set to cook though since someone got their food out of the microwave before te counter was up so it turned on! I let her out after abut a second because I seriously hadn't considered this could happen. ;__;

She seems oka but should I be worried she might turn deaf or blind or possibly die of radiation poisoning?

Please help, anyone who knows enough about pets and/or the effects of short term microwave radiation. ;__;


I say take it to the Vet.
05-31-2011, 06:12 AM #25
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MBO I know you like to wind people up, and post funny joke threads but if your being serious your a faggot. Why is it funny to put an animal in the microwave, even for a second. There is no logical reason except to hurt or cook it :n:
05-31-2011, 07:34 AM #26
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
my cat walked in the microwave and just to mess with him I closed the door. The dialer was stil set to cook though since someone got their food out of the microwave before te counter was up so it turned on! I let her out after abut a second because I seriously hadn't considered this could happen. ;__;

She seems oka but should I be worried she might turn deaf or blind or possibly die of radiation poisoning?

Please help, anyone who knows enough about pets and/or the effects of short term microwave radiation. ;__;


How Long Was It "Microwaved" For?

I Looked Up Something, Here's Some Answers:
Microwaves heat up water in food (and cats). If you microwaved kitty, all of the liquid in her body would heat and damage the tissues around it. Since the surface of food (and cats) heats before the inside, first the moisture in her skin and subdermal layer would heat up, causing a scalding burn. Then, the liquid component of her blood would boil, transporting that heat to all over the body. Her muscle (the meat) will cook as the water within it is removed. The internal organs would shrivel up as the liquid is heated away and evaporated. Please don't try it to see if I'm right or not. It might be the most painful death imaginable.

One second in a microwave takes 10 years off a cats life, so In other words, it will kill it by frying its insides first.

she probably would have died from the heat or in the furture had health problems from being expossed to radiation

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05-31-2011, 07:53 AM #27
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Congrats! You just turned your cat into a super kitteh.

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05-31-2011, 09:13 AM #28
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MBO IS SERIOUS! HE TOOK A PICTURE LOOK - You must login or register to view this content. :derp:

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