Post: Your Grandma Doesn't got SHI_ on these!
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06-05-2011, 05:00 PM
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Binary
The Guy With The Smiley
These Types of G's Have my Respect!
Here are some of the better Grandma jokes, if you got more please feel free to make someones day.
Most of these made me laugh, which ones made you? =D And don't hate because these "G's" wear diapers and you dont!
By the way, the "G" below is hung like a baby and is all that and a bag of chips!!!
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❂"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FLASHING YOUR GANG SIGNS AT ME?!?"
Grandma please... he's deaf
❂"OH YOU THINK YOU CAN BREAK DANCE BETTER THAN ME?!"
S**T Grandma, he's having a heart attack
❂"CLOSE YOUR LEGS, SLUT!!"
Please Grandma, she's giving birth!
❂"BITCH, STAND UP WHEN WE'RE SAYIN' THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGENCE!"
Grandma please he's in a wheelchair...
❂"DROP IT LIKE IS HOT DROP IT LIKE IS HOT!"
Grandma stop spilling your F***ing soup!
❂"STOP STARING AT ME YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH!"
Grandma please... that's a mirror
❂"STROKE MY PUSSAAAAY!!!!"
Grandma, Shut the F**K up and put the cat down
❂"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA FIX MY COMPUTER WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!!!!"
Grandma chill your tits, he's Asian
❂"LOOK AT ME NOW, IM GETTIN PAPER!"
Grandma please, don't play with the printer
❂"STAND UP YOU BASTARD, I OUGHTA..."
Grandma please, he's a midget
❂"WHY IS YOUR HAIR ON FIRE!!!??"
Grandma relax, he's just a Ginger
❂"Im Ridin SOLO, Im Ridin SOLO!"
Grandma please... not at grandads funeral.
❂"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WITH YOUR SUNGLASSES AND PIMP STICK!!"
Grandma please, he's blind!!
❂"WHY THE F**K IS THAT OOMPALOOMPA OUTTA THE FACTORY??"
Grandma calm down... thats just Snooki.
❂"THAT GIRL DON'T HAVE ANY BOOBS!!!!"
Grandma please, that's Justin Beiber
:carling: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED :carling:
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Here are some of the better Grandma jokes, if you got more please feel free to make someones day.
Most of these made me laugh, which ones made you? =D And don't hate because these "G's" wear diapers and you dont!
By the way, the "G" below is hung like a baby and is all that and a bag of chips!!!
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❂"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FLASHING YOUR GANG SIGNS AT ME?!?"
Grandma please... he's deaf
❂"OH YOU THINK YOU CAN BREAK DANCE BETTER THAN ME?!"
S**T Grandma, he's having a heart attack
❂"CLOSE YOUR LEGS, SLUT!!"
Please Grandma, she's giving birth!
❂"BITCH, STAND UP WHEN WE'RE SAYIN' THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGENCE!"
Grandma please he's in a wheelchair...
❂"DROP IT LIKE IS HOT DROP IT LIKE IS HOT!"
Grandma stop spilling your F***ing soup!
❂"STOP STARING AT ME YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH!"
Grandma please... that's a mirror
❂"STROKE MY PUSSAAAAY!!!!"
Grandma, Shut the F**K up and put the cat down
❂"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA FIX MY COMPUTER WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!!!!"
Grandma chill your tits, he's Asian
❂"LOOK AT ME NOW, IM GETTIN PAPER!"
Grandma please, don't play with the printer
❂"STAND UP YOU BASTARD, I OUGHTA..."
Grandma please, he's a midget
❂"WHY IS YOUR HAIR ON FIRE!!!??"
Grandma relax, he's just a Ginger
❂"Im Ridin SOLO, Im Ridin SOLO!"
Grandma please... not at grandads funeral.
❂"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WITH YOUR SUNGLASSES AND PIMP STICK!!"
Grandma please, he's blind!!
❂"WHY THE F**K IS THAT OOMPALOOMPA OUTTA THE FACTORY??"
Grandma calm down... thats just Snooki.
❂"THAT GIRL DON'T HAVE ANY BOOBS!!!!"
Grandma please, that's Justin Beiber
:carling: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED :carling:
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^SHES A PIMP, NO DOUBT!!!^
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