Post: lobster gives thief a vasectomy
06-08-2011, 12:36 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A friend of mine mailed me this earlier thought id share.

A 24 year old thief from Bristol England found out crime can come back and bite you in the ass,well in his case the balls :O.This clever criminal No decided to go into the local supermarket,remove a couple of lobsters from a tank and put them down his pants :embarrassed:.He then ran past staff and came to a sudden stop when one of the crafty lobsters had decided there was only one way to stop this guy and grabbed him by the balls :dunce:.Paramedics arrived on the scene and removed the lobster with the use of a pliers the doctor confirmed he should make a full recovery but will never be able to father a child as a result of this attack :p.Anyways he got some good news the supermarket manager said he wont be pressing any charges as he thinks he got punished enough and said "I think he has learned his lesson.I doubt if he'll ever steal again".

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The following 11 users say thank you to Michael Collins for this useful post:

Charmander., Deadsclan, juddylovespizza, KingEric2011, MysticDragon, noodles88, sandro92, Shepleklet, SkaterCookie, TrytoYOLO
06-08-2011, 02:27 AM #11
Solo
Rookie
Good luck telling that story to his girlfriend.
06-08-2011, 02:32 AM #12
HAHA!!! that **** face deserved it ahahaha Happy
06-08-2011, 04:16 PM #13
noodles88
Bounty hunter
lmfao what a silly willy.
06-08-2011, 04:17 PM #14
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Gizmo
Guest
That must have hurt like a bitch :O
06-08-2011, 04:23 PM #15
Deadsclan
Space Ninja
:lol: made my day, thanks :y:
06-08-2011, 04:26 PM #16
see if they were turtles that would not of happened :fap:

The following user groaned king of games for this awful post:

xXDymationXx
06-08-2011, 04:34 PM #17
Why in the name of all that is holy made him decide to steal lobsters in the first place?

And then to put them down his pants? No
06-08-2011, 04:39 PM #18
JP
Israeli/Palestinian Unity
I pissed my self laughing =D This made my day :y:
06-08-2011, 05:20 PM #19
+tA.Daisho
Crumpets and tea?
You have to wonder what the other lobster was doing while one grabbed his balls?

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