(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A friend of mine mailed me this earlier thought id share.

A 24 year old thief from Bristol England found out crime can come back and bite you in the ass,well in his case the balls :O.This clever criminal decided to go into the local supermarket,remove a couple of lobsters from a tank and put them down his pants :embarrassed:.He then ran past staff and came to a sudden stop when one of the crafty lobsters had decided there was only one way to stop this guy and grabbed him by the balls :dunce:.Paramedics arrived on the scene and removed the lobster with the use of a pliers the doctor confirmed he should make a full recovery but will never be able to father a child as a result of this attack :p.Anyways he got some good news the supermarket manager said he wont be pressing any charges as he thinks he got punished enough and said "I think he has learned his lesson.I doubt if he'll ever steal again".

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This made me lol what a wally.

that is hilarious hahaha

what a complete and uther dick lol.