Post: The Old Boat Joke (Hella Funny)
06-18-2009, 05:17 PM #1
+tA. Rick
Former Staff
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottoms was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle"

The old woman fainted.
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The following 3 users say thank you to +tA. Rick for this useful post:

mat99008, ShAdoW_RiDa, TheAgentJon
08-20-2009, 01:53 PM #11
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
Man that joke made me lol alot!!
08-20-2009, 03:01 PM #12
nice one Winky Winky
08-20-2009, 03:08 PM #13
I don't know wether to laugh or be scared Rick XD I love it Winky Winky great post!
08-20-2009, 03:14 PM #14
lmao rick nice joke
08-20-2009, 05:14 PM #15
Dopey
NGU :/
i remember reading this like a month ago... then again it was posted a month ago lol
08-20-2009, 06:38 PM #16
Ghostwolf_14
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
lol that was a good one, I could imagine what would be going throught the old lady's mind. :p
08-20-2009, 06:51 PM #17
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
It's not that funny
08-20-2009, 06:56 PM #18
lol i like that haha. DIRTY JOKES FTW!!!
08-21-2009, 03:44 AM #19
Dopey
NGU :/
[quote='[SXG] RoNallD;421281']It's not that funny[/quote]

yes it is...

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