(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My friend just told me this disgusting ass story and told me never to tell anyone about it because it was really embarrassing for him.


Here's what he said: :carling:


Last week he was on a date with this chick from his work and took her back to his place to try to get lucky. I guess things were going his way because they started hookin' up on his couch shortly after they got there. (For you noobs, "hooking up" = making out). ANYWAYS, so they're hookin' up and this chick goes to start giving him a hickey on his neck. Who does hickeys anymore these days? Seriously, a hickey?

That's not the fucking gross part. Get ready for this DIGUSTING ass shit.

While she's sucking on his neck, giving him the hickey....

She suddenly lurches back and says.. "Something just hit the back of my throat and it tasted nasty and sour!"

My friend quickly wiped his neck, and sure enough saw blood on his finger. Then it dawned on him.

She had been sucking on his neck RIGHT where he had a GIANT FUCKING ZIT, and she sucked the puss right out of it and INTO HER MOUTH!!!

I ALMOST PUKED WHEN HE TOLD ME THIS SHIT!!!!


Needless to say, he did NOT get laid that night.

i got the weirdest taste in my mouth now....and it's not going away...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. lol this is gross.

damn rough story ha, feel bad for your friend, a night to remember.

umm.. well what do you want me to say about this? :confused:... Cool I Guess.. pretty sick though :puke:

At first when you said he had blood on his neck while she gave him a hickey i thought she was a vampire

I thought so too.

Am I the only one who doesn't know what 'Hickey' means? :confused:

When I was reading an it got to the part about taking her home, I thought he shoved his finger in her ass and felt shit LOL.

Still pretty ****ing nasty.

Man, Thats Embarrassing...
And thats ****ed up..